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Here in the information age every one of us is a few keystrokes away from all the discoveries and wisdom that built modern civilization. Yes, long gone are the dark days of magic and mythology, when men worshiped the stars and paid witches and warlocks to cast spells on their enemies….

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The Funbag

You do not want to miss the Miss Italy Calendar – [The Chive]

A lovely collection of Battlestar Babes – [Maxim]

The “Californication” caption contest – [Asylum]

Is “The Drunkest Guy Ever” video fake or not? – [Brobible]

25 Mascots being absolutely awesome – [Holytaco]

Terrifyingly awesome Japanese sniper prank – [Gorillamask]

Make sure you’re not late to this party – [Deaddog]

Can someone please explain the pumpkin regatta? – [Attuworld]

Someone is beating Kim Kardashian in an ass off – [Don Chavez]

Three really funny ethnic prank phone calls – [Cavemancircus]

Yup, I would definitely hang out with Dawn Jaro – [Flisted]

Things that are phallic in nature – [Cityrag]

This is NOT a subtle present for your wife – [Theospark]

It’s been a while since I’ve seen how hot Jackie Degg is – [Mademan]

The ten most racist food products ever – [Guyism]

The Daniel Craig mustache photobomb – [Nextround]

It’s the hardly working mangina! – [Collegehumor]

A collection of stupid NBA coach photos – [Unathletic]

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You all know her as the wife on Showtime’s Dexter, but Julie Benz is more than just a hearty wife with three kids.  She’s got a pretty sexy side to as evidenced by this photo.  Still though, her character on that show annoys me.

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The Portfolio

I must admit that when I went to Hawaii I thought I had traveled a long way.  Three flights, over 11 hours of air time and I was basically done by the time I got there.  And yeah, looking back I know that it was worth it.  However, thinking about doing that kind of traveling again would be a royal pain in the ass.

That’s why I envy my buddy who even traveled further to get to Bora Bora for his honeymoon.  I just can’t imagine spending over 15 hours on a plane to get somewhere.

Then again, after seeing these pictures, I see it was worth it for him too

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is a random song but I watched the movie Morgan Stewart’s Coming Home the other day.  It’s one of Jon Cryer’s classic 80s poor man’s flicks.  Definitely worth a watch.

In any event, the song at the end credits was particularly awesome.  It’s the Silencers, Painted Moon.

Enjoy

I almost feel like Emile Hirsh in the movie The Girl Next Door when he says to Elisha Cuthbert, “You’re better than this” when thinking about Sasha Cane.  And by no means am I saying porn is a bad thing.  In fact porn probably runs at least 99.9% of my brain.

Still though, when you see a girl this beautiful you can’t help wonder what might have been.  I mean this chick seems right along the same lines as a Kristin Kreuk or a Mila Kunis.

While I won’t complain that Sasha does porn, I’d still like to see up there at those MTV awards and such.

More of Sasha after the jump

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I posted this dude a long time ago and I have no idea what his name was then but I know it wasn’t Bootze.  Honestly it doesn’t get any more stereotypical than this guy.

Every hat, earring, hairstyle, prop, anything this guy does is solely to be “in.”  It’s solely to be cool.  It’s to be “with it” or whatever lame phrase you’d want to use.

I honestly don’t think there’s one sincere thing about this guy other than the fact that his goal is to not be real.

Bootsie?

The internet (and the pants of many males) are all hopped up due to this photo that Meghan McCain posted on her Twitter last night, with the innocent caption “my ’spontaneous’ night in is my Andy Warhol biography and takeout.”

Really?  Then something tells me that things might get a hell of a lot more interesting for you Ms. McCain.   Now it looks as though Meghan is getting completely harassed on twitter.  Here are some of her tweets….

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Yeah these pictures might be old but they’re certainly appropriate given it’s the post season right now.  Which kind of begs the question:  What would you rather be doing right now?  Playing baseball in cold weather having to try and hit freezing fastballs or warming up to a cozy Brittany Binger?

Honestly I think if you asked a lot players on post season teams right now, off the record at least half might want to be in Grady’s shoes.  Actually no.  Most could get girls like this in about five seconds.

Still though, I can’t so it’s fun to see Grady enjoying himself.

Have you ever found yourself watching an exercise channel for no reason?  How about a program on Yoga?  Well generally it’s not for no reason.  Most times there’s a pretty hot chick in some skimpy outfit doing stretches that one could only dream become sexual poses.

But on occasion, well more than that, these women have to do a ton of takes before finally getting it right for TV.  But where there are mistakes, there are recordings.

Here are some funny outtakes from sexy yoga chicks

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