not sure what guys actually like Tucker Max but it’s gotta be along the same lines of guys who care WAY too much about being cool.

I for one, think he’s a complete tool but hey, more power to ya for making a career out of being a schmuck.

But getting called out?  Love it.   Nicely done Opie and Anthony.

Well I’ve certainly linked to Jesikah Maximus a few times but that I haven’t dedicated an entire post to this woman is kind of a mystery to me.  I mean just the name alone should have alerted me to her greatness.

She’s got a tremendous tush but the breasts to back it up.  Doesn’t she sound like she’d be in German nasty flicks?  I kind of wish she were.

But as it stands we’ll just have to be happy with her major booty type layouts.  Oh well.

More of the Maximus after the jump

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Honestly folks is there anything other than this picture worth mentioning?  This kid Vinny, or Da Real Ginny, or whatever he calls himself, actually took the time to set up this picture.

He took the picture.  He put it onto his computer and then uploaded it to his Myspace Page.  Then he actually features it on his page because it’s supposed to look good?

I’m obviously doing something very wrong with my life.

Ginny?

Yup, it’s a completely gratuitous shot of a large breasted woman playing pool.  And yes I’m a male piece of shit guy for putting it up here, right ladies?

But let me tell you something.  Every single male that reads this site loves this picture.  And for the women?  Here are my thoughts.  There’s a very small percentage of you girls that think this picture is kind of funny.  You can appreciate my attempt at small talk humor.

Most of you think I’m a pig.  Most of you want me to “get a life,” even though you should realize I make a living doing this which is incredibly awesome.

But the reality is that most if not all of you WISH you had a rack like this so the girl in this picture were you.  Jealousy will get you nowhere.

I wouldn’t say I’m a porn connoisseur but I would say that I’m a porn genius.  For whatever reason I can remember just about any name of someone I’ve seen.  Put it this way, I take my porn very seriously.

And personally I enjoy it a little more on the dirtier side.  I respect those that like sweet lovemaking on Cinemax (though I don’t understand that), but for me?  I pretty much like to watch stuff that I know I’ll never do.

And if you’re like me then you’ll appreciate this list.  I figured I’d go with names that many probably know because let’s face it.  There’s some pretty hardcore Germans and Japanese out there who do some sick stuff that I couldn’t possibly write about (plus I’d puke).

Here are 10 of the filthiest pornstars I’m aware of that you probably know

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I like bacon as much as the next guy.  It tastes great, has a great texture, and is a great addition to most any sandwich.  But the scale at which the internet is obsessed with bacon completely astounds me.  I have no idea where it came from and I still don’t get it to this day.

However, since I’m a complete sell out and will do anything to get some cheap views on this site, I figured I might as well embrace the bacon phenomenon.  And what better a way to do it than a Youtube search?

Here are the 10 best bacon videos I could find

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Click on the photo to see more real Russian brides

This is pretty wild stuff here. The site is hotrussianbrides [dot] com and houses the hottest young Russian and Ukranian women looking for husbands. Nope, this is not a joke. If you have the money, you can place an order.

More bride material at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Madness

Seven horrifying moments from kids movies – [Cracked]

Yup, I’d cut off my hand for a night with Lisa Guerrero – [Holytaco]

Approaching women and getting physical – [Bullzeye]

I would definitely take a little piece of Mindy Karuk – [Gorillamask]

Pamela Anderson rubs it in Nicole Eggert’s face – [Don Chavez]

Another fine episode of Backshift Babes – [DJ Mick]

Six-Year-Old boy floats away in his own bubble aircraft – [Brobible]

Seven chick flicks that were turned badass – [Topcultured]

Playboy girls help sexify Halloween costumes – [Asylum]

Sometimes marijuana makes you do crazy stuff – [Attuworld]

10 awesome “you’re not my father” videos – [Cavemancircus]

Actresses that served it up hot (AKA waitresses) – [Egotvonline]

Five pretty awesome ways to terrify your friends – [Mademan]

This girl is in college?  Wow, talk about a super senior – [Collegehumor]

The best threesome you’ll see in a while – [Laxtime] (NSFW Ads)

Tyra Banks exposes herself more than we think – [Cityrag]

They’re actually calling this the rape tunnel? – [Flisted]

Probably my favorite Brazilian bikini model – [HGOM]

Childish?  Yes.  Amazing?  Absolutely

The guy is an absolute beast out there.  This video is silly.