Lovely Karen Margarita Bray rose to fame as a top competitor in the Miss Colombia pageant. She was also a member of the Colombian Junior Olympic gymnastics team. It seems there’s no setting where Karen Bray doesn’t shine.

Have you ever seen a sweeter face in your entire life?  Honestly I don’t think it’s possible.  And then you simply attach that face to one of the best bodies you’ve ever seen?

There are many times when life simply isn’t fair.  This is one of those times.

More of Karen after the jump

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Despite the fact that this particular gay man can probably whoop my ass?  Yeah, I’m allowed.

“Have you been on the slide at club USA?  It’s…intense.” 

Finally a drunk driving story with a pretty happy ending:

A police chase that started in Standish ended after a crash in Baldwin, with the driver being run over by his own vehicle, according to the Cumberland County Sheriff’s Office.

Deputy Andrew Feeney pulled over a white pickup at 2:15 a.m. Sunday for driving erratically, but when he approached the truck on foot near Routes 113 and 107 in Baldwin, it sped off, said Capt.. Don Goulet of the sheriff’s office.

Feeney chased the pickup, which reached speeds of 90 mph, to River Road in Baldwin, where it lost control and crashed into a stand of trees.

Kenneth Wright, 27, of Depot Road in Baldwin got out of the pickup and tried to run, but he neglected to put it in park and the truck rolled over him, Goulet said. The internal report on the incident does not indicate what part of Wright the truck rolled over, Goulet said

All we hear about these days are drunk drivers killing people are injuring folks other than themselves.  It’s nice to see a dumb schmuck get hit by his own car for a change.

The best part is that the guy still tried to run but got tasered by the cop.  So we have drunk driving, an idiot being run over by his own car, and then him getting tasered for trying to escape.

That’s one hell of a report.

According to local news:

A Palm Bay man faces battery charges after police say he attacked his ex-girlfriend with a hair dryer and choked her.Officers say Winyatta Butler, 19, was arguing with the woman when he took a hot hair dryer and held it against her back until it shut off.

Police said Butler then grabbed her throat and choked her until she couldn’t breathe and then struck her

Oddly enough, nowhere in the article did it mention an ex-girlfriend.  How about just “hair dryer” as being something that’s pretty ridiculous?  And how long would it take to hold a hair dryer against someone until it turned off?

What does that mean exactly?  I think I may have to call bullshit on this one.  It was really just a gay guy doing some girl’s hair in the bathroom.

It sure as hell must be fun at the University of Iowa.  I mean the cheerleaders dress up all nice for Halloween (in the pictures below) and they don’t seem to get too cold while skiing on a mountain.

I wish I could attend a college like that.  But in all honesty this group seems like a very fun bunch and I’m sure they are all upstanding women.  If any of them ask me to take these pictures down I will politely decline.

That is all.  Enjoy the pics after the jump

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Those of you that read this site could probably guess that I’m a tremendous fan of Mr. T.   You might have caught my Mr. T picture article and today I’ve decided to move on to some bigger and better things: Mr. T moving.

The man has been around for over 30 years.  Think about that.  And now he’s still pitying fools and using that mohawk to make a solid living.

I really love Mr. T.  And here are 10 videos to prove it.

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Click on the photo for more hot girls goin’ gangsta

New Jersey residents aside, few creatures on Earth possess the ability to make complete jackasses of themselves more than young white females.  Not that I anything against them, by any means, but they sure do know how to act like idiots. And one of the best examples of this is their proclivity towards “going gangster.”

For just plain hot girls go to Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Tips

Sex, Drugs, and Scandal on the set of Full House – [Cracked]

Israeli basketball coach refused to leave after ejection – [Sports by Brooks]

Is Olivia Wilde better blond or brunette? – [The Chive]

A collection of hot Spike babes honoring Sci-Fi – [NS4W]

Hot chicks at the rehab pool party – [Cavemancircus]

The best Christmas present for your wife – [Theospark]

Halle Berry squeeze her boobies – [Cityrag]

Slim Shady Trek is exactly what it sounds like – [Flabber]

Hot Spanish TV presenter Berta Collado Rivera – [Epiccarnival]

Do you hate women too? – [Attuworld]

New Concept:  Eco-Friendly whore house – [Asylum]

I guess people on the internet dislike Nickelback – [Tastybooze]

It’s the hot nerdy girl Olivia Munn again – [Mademan]

One of the best lead pictures I’ve ever seen – [Funtasticus]

Comedy show “The Office” causes a prison fight – [Flisted]

Remember that Oklahoma crying sorority girl? – [Barstool Sports]

Spongebob Squarepants is not just for kids – [Bullzeye]

Mia Lai definitely makes my pants bulge a bit – [Gorillamask]

Click on the photo for the hometown hottie finals

I mean come on.  If the girls look anything like this then I really don’t know what to say.  That many attractive women in one contest shouldn’t be allowed.   That’s just unfair.  We’re talking not fair at all.  Like, you know, really unfair.

More unfair girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Portfolio

Look, I know it’s not PC to use the term “gayest” but I assure you that I don’t use that word in any way having to do with homosexuality.  Seriously, when you look at this car is there any other way to describe it as being anything but “gay?”

I understand having a Hello Kitty backpack. I can understand having a hello kitty video game, or even as far as stretching to have a Hello Kitty phone.

But I think once you page the age of like 6, Hello Kitty probably shouldn’t be such an instrumental part of one’s life.

I guess these folks didn’t get the memo…..

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