Oct 15 2009
The Myspace Toolbox: Changing Your Name Doesn’t Make You Less of a Tool

I posted this dude a long time ago and I have no idea what his name was then but I know it wasn’t Bootze. Honestly it doesn’t get any more stereotypical than this guy.
Every hat, earring, hairstyle, prop, anything this guy does is solely to be “in.” It’s solely to be cool. It’s to be “with it” or whatever lame phrase you’d want to use.
I honestly don’t think there’s one sincere thing about this guy other than the fact that his goal is to not be real.
Bootsie?
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