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Oct 15 2009

An Examination into the Easiest and Meanest Two Cock Block Moves

Published by at 3:20 am under Editorial

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I’m gonna start this off by saying I’m a married man.  But even my wife can attest to this move being the worst cock blocking move ever despite the fact that I’m taken.

So I’m out the other night seeing some buddies I hadn’t seen in a while.   And one of the friends of mine is a guy who I already know is pretty high strung.  We had some issues at college and I always thought he was the kind of guy that for whatever reason gets threatened easily by other guys.

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Anyway, I get to the place we’re meeting at and I see him, two other guys, and this girl who isn’t really all that attractive.  Without even saying hello, and having been there maybe ten seconds he screams out “Hey, married guy!”  Now I know that some friends would say this in a congratulatory way.  But not this guy.  I’m 100% certain he said it so that he’d have one less competitor for chicks that evening.   Funny thing is, it’s not like I’d have done anything anyway, but it’s the principle.

And just for good measure?  Another girl walked in to our group.  Upon introductions what does he do?  “This is Nat, he recently got married, you should congratulate him.”  At that point I was still letting it go.

About two hours later we’re at a bar.   I’m walking around and there was a girl who I think may have been interested in me.  Again, no big deal, whatever.  My ring was proudly displayed and I had nothing to hide.  The girl starts talking to me and what happens?

My “friend” says “did this guy tell you he was married?”

Really?  You REALLY just said that dude?  Are you that much of an asshole and that afraid that a married guy is going to steal whatever non getting chick ability you thought you had?

And just for good measure the guy actually has a girl meet him out that night.  What happens?  She comes in.  The three of us are standing there.  I’m maybe 3 inches away from here and he NEVER introduces me.

Oh and by the way, the girl who had started talking to me?  When my buddy announced that I was married I finally said something.  She looked at me and was kind of pissed and said “wait, your married?”  I said, “yeah, but if you hadn’t known we’d still be talking wouldn’t we….”  And she’s like “yeah but you’re married.”  And I said “yeah well, some people have a hard time dealing with competition and have to go out of their way to mention it.”  She goes “I don’t understand.”  I said (looking at my buddy who was standing there listening), “ask this guy.”  I then winked at him, and left the bar.

Moral of the story?  If you’re a guy and have a friend that actually pulls shit like this?  Either you’re an idiot for staying friends with him or you’ll have the balls to never speak to that tool again.

Thanks.





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2 responses so far

  • http://www.skyminds.net/ Matt

    That guy is a complete douche !

  • odd

    I used to hang out with a guy kind of like this, whenever I would be talking to any girl, he would come in and start talking shit, ruining whatever i had going, and making me look like a complete tool that hung out with this douche, I finally dropped his sorry ass, and I dont regret it at all.

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