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Oct 12 2009

The National Cougar Convention is by far the Best Event of 2009

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Cougar Convention

Put it this way, unless you can find me an event called “Playboy Girls Have Sex For Free for 24 Hours to Any Man Convention” then I’d have to say I can’t think of a better event this year than The National Cougar Convention.

Sponsored by the Society of Single Professionals, American Laser Centers, and other indispensable enablers of the cougar’s prowl, the convention featured appetizers from Trader Vic’s (where else?), a cougar ball, and the coronation of the first Miss Cougar America. (Contestants must be single and at least 40 years of age; the buzz is that conservative pundit Ann Coulter is an early favorite.)

The way America is embracing the Cougar is truly a testament to the goodness of our nation.  Sure if you actually bought a ticket to this thing it might be labeled as a bit desperate and pathetic but I’ll take that label if it lands me some ladies like that I’m about to share.

Cougars and lame dudes after the jump

Getting ready to whore themselves out

Cougar Convention

Grossest picture ever

Cougar Convention

That guy?  Really?  Then again, that lady

Cougar Convention

Lady on the right MUST have won Miss Cougar

Cougar Convention

I got nothing here

Cougar Convention

Lots of veins on those hands sweety.  I’d hit it though

Cougar Convention

Nothing wrong with a little tummy as long as you’re drunk

Cougar Convention

I actually like that guy.  Asian Cougar?

Cougar Convention

She certainly did well that night

Cougar Convention

Scratch that.  SHE did well that night

Cougar Convention

See?

Cougar Convention

OK she did the best

Cougar Convention





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