The only time I’ve ever seen someone pull off an eye patch and enjoyed it was in Seinfeld when Kramer wore one.  “I wanna be a pirate.”  But in real life?  I think people should be beat up on the spot for wearing one and not even really needing to wear one.

This guy?  Yeah I know he’s being a tool on purpose but still.  That doesn’t change the fact that he wears extremely lame sunglasses below.  And that leads me to believe what I believe about all the guys I post in this section.

Pure dumbass