Oct 06 2009

The Myspace Toolbox: Wearing an Eye Patch is Never Cool

Published by Natty at 8:00 am under The Myspace Toolbox

Pirate Boy

The only time I’ve ever seen someone pull off an eye patch and enjoyed it was in Seinfeld when Kramer wore one.  “I wanna be a pirate.”  But in real life?  I think people should be beat up on the spot for wearing one and not even really needing to wear one.

This guy?  Yeah I know he’s being a tool on purpose but still.  That doesn’t change the fact that he wears extremely lame sunglasses below.  And that leads me to believe what I believe about all the guys I post in this section.

Pure dumbass

Pirate Boy Pirate Boy Pirate Boy

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