As all of you know, today is Halloween.  And all of us know that as a blogger there are a couple of things you can do on Halloween.  You can post a bunch of horror movie clips, or do top ten lists of scary things, etc etc.

But then there’s the obvious go to move:  The sexy Halloween chick.  It’s simple, it’s good, and it will never go out of style.

Sexy Halloween costumes after the jump

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Click on the photo for more Halloween at the Playboy Mansion

When it comes to Halloween, there’s no place better to throw a party than at the Playboy mansion. Of course, having hundreds of beautiful women who are willing to strip down to nearly nothing certainly helps.  But even if that gives them a huge advantage, it’s not like we’re complaining.

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The Wash

Seven great occupations for stupid people - [Cracked]

The Hottest Cartoon WAGS on television - [Maxim]

Letizia Filippi is amazing, simply amazing - [Doubleviking]

Advertising sex for world series tickets is a nobel move - [Bustedcoverage]

Check out this mail order bride to add to the cart - [The Chive]

Tera Lynn doesn’t even need to be naked to look this good - [Gorillamask]

Celebrities wearing halloween costumes is fun - [EgoTV]

I’ve never heard of Arika but I want to bang her - [Spike]

Bikini girl kicks reporter in the family jewels - [Totally Crap]

Letters to annoying people on Halloween - [Holytaco]

The official Miss Italy calendar for 2010 - [Attuworld]

Is there any way to connect to your Emo son? - [Regretfulmorning]

Inside Katy Perry’s wild birthday bash! - [Ns4W]

Get a load of this episode of backshift babes - [DJ Mick]

Is this the coolest asian man on the planet? - [Top Cultured]

Alessandra Ambrosio makes us feel good in her bikini - [Don Chavez]

Trust me, these girls are stacked - [Funtasticus]

Porn Star Sasha Grey looks good as wonder woman - [Asylum]

Monkey rips off woman’s top and likes bananas - [Guyism]

Porn P.A. finally gets a shot with a real porn star - [Brobible]

Click on the photo for more girls like this

To tell you the truth as I get older I kind of want the girl in the background more.  And here’s why.  Sure the main girl is cuter but come on guys.  Girl in the back is stacked and has a been in her hand.  What’s more fun?  Chasing thin girl or roughing it up with pink shirt?  It’s a no brainer.

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The Portfolio

I will admit it.  I’m not a big flyer.  I don’t particularly like traveling in something whereby if you crash you have a 99.9% chance of dying.  Granted I understand it’s much safer than traveling in a car or a train, it still bugs the hell out of me.   At least in a car I’m grounded and feel some sense of control.

But one thing I do feel decent about is the condition most planes I fly are in.  It’s not like I’m seeing rust and crap all over the place.  In Russia?  Well, it looks like they run things a little differently over there.

Check out a Russian Airline’s classy plane after the jump

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Dude!  Dude!  Give me a break.  You’re a little prick skateboarder who was going to be let go and you call the guy a dick?  Come on man.  This whole Citizens joining in?

Kind of makes me wish that a bunch of cops with Billy Clubs showed up to whoop some citizen ass.

This just disturbs the hell out of me.

A satanist obsessed with teenage schoolgirls invented a fake gothic society online to groom them for sex in the grounds of Sydney’s Rookwood Cemetery.

Daniel William Peckham, 24, lured at least three girls, aged from 13 to 17, into the cemetery on his MySpace blog, “Rookwood Gothic Society”.

A message on the site read: “If you have hang-ups about getting naked … you are not welcome.”

Peckham pleaded guilty yesterday to the aggravated sexual assault of a 15-year-old girl and to using the internet to solicit and transmit naked pictures of young girls between 2005 and 2007.

Not only is there everything wrong with luring teens to sex from your disgusting online little hole in general but when you add a goth twist to it, it’s even worse.

It’s like it’s one thing to have penchant for hot teens.  But what are you going all Emo on them and stuff?  Yuck.  I’d rather just jerk off to the Sear’s catalog and have it all be legal.

Do you ever see a picture of some girl and you know who she is, you think you’ll never forget her, and then you kind of don’t see her for a while, but then every time you do, you realize that she’s in your top five?  Well that’s how I feel about Louise Glover.  I’ve posted her before, and I’m posting her again.

Granted she’s already got the credentials.  She’s English, a Hawaiian Tropic Winner and now favorite of Playboy, I don’t care.  She’s that hot.   I’m pretty sure Louise is at that “I’d cut off my hand” level for me.

What a pleasure it is to post Louise.  More of her after the jump

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Does anyone remember this guy?  He was the internet phenomenon who lip synched to that fun Numa Numa song.  Now he’s leading marching bands in college.

Love it.

The life of your average police officer isn’t exactly thrilling.  The stuff you see on television may happen only about 1-2% of the time.   It’s not like these guys are pulling out guns and chasing bad guys during their 9-5 shifts.  Most of their job consists of paperwork, a petty crime or two, and helping out people with household problems.

However, there’s definitely some really weird stuff that goes on in a policeman’s life.  There are calls that one can’t even comprehend and crimes that shouldn’t even be in the book.

I can’t imagine the reaction of a police officer if they got the call on any of these crimes

Check out these 15 real police clippings

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