If there are two insects I respect a great deal it’s the ant and the flea.  Ants can carry 50 times their weight while a flea can jump 200 times it’s size.  To put this in perspective it’s like an average man being able to carry a Mac Truck over his head and jump over the Washington Monument.

Which is why when you see a bunch of ants do their thing with potato chips it’s pretty cool when you think that’s the equivalent of hundreds of people carrying an aircraft carrier across the street.

Check out this ants working on potato chips gallery

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I feel like this is right out of Jackass.  This is also one of those prime examples of seeing people who just suck.   I mean come on golfers.  You know that this is a practical joke.

And you have to admit that the damned thing is pretty funny.  Why chase the guy and look like complete jerks?  You can play golf anytime.  You’re not gonna see an astronaut land on your hole very often.

Has anyone ever heard of this Kelly Starr chick?  I sure as hell haven’t.  But I guess she’s this local hottie from Boston whose got quite a following these days.  Her claims to fame are her exploits has Miss Karmaloop and now she’s a recent Maxim Hometown Hottie.

It just goes to show that with a little effort you can make it a long way using just your Facebook and Myspace Profiles.  Of course having a ridiculous rack and willingness to share every picture of your personal life helps quite a bit.

Hey, I’m not complaining.  I certainly enjoy Kelly Starr.

More of Kelly after the jump

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Dude, get the hell out of here. Seriously.

Anyone here play online poker?  I do on occasion.  I get into spurts where I’m playing all the time before I quickly realize that it’s a bad move.  However, I will be attempting to whip the asses of my fellow bloggers this week.  How so?  By entering the tourney on Carbon Poker Blog.

It’s a fun little site that makes me reminisce about when I used to read about poker and almost take it seriously.  And for those of you who are thinking about playing more, it’s a pretty good resource to look at.

But that’s not what I’m talking about here.  I’m talking about kicking some ass this week and claiming what is rightfully mine.

Whatever, I still suck.

Never in my travels have I come across a sheer abundance of pictures yet with such few results as when I perused the University of Minnesota cheerleading squad.  I mean what’s with this team?  I saw no alcohol.  I saw barely any funny business.  It almost felt like all the pictures were taken in the daytime.

I mean come on man.  I literally went through over 2000 photos.  Thank God there’s one member of the team named Savanna who kind of made it all worthwhile.  She’s got a tremendous rack and does in fact like to party.  So I guess I should say “phew.”

But not really.  These girls really need to take advantage of college and stop acting like 7th graders on a field trip.  What gives?

The best I could find after the jump

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I want to try Yoga.  I think Yoga will help me.  But I just don’t think I’ve reached a point where I wouldn’t feel like some kind of a pansy if I did i fact enroll into some Yoga classes.  I don’t know.  Maybe it’s because I’m a 30-year-old male and Yoga just doesn’t sound right yet.

And usually I couldn’t care less about feeling embarrassed.  But for whatever the reason I can’t get over the hump.  Something tells me that viewing these videos didn’t exactly help my cause.

Check out the weirdest/funniest Yoga videos I came across

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Click on the photo for more hotties in the wild

Another week, another batch of unknown goodness.  I hope all the Jewish folk had a wonderful holiday new year weekend.  I know I did.  My brisket came out beautifully and my matzoh ball soup was to die for.  Plus I’m really good looking.  So that helps.

More good looking people at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Madness

The 10 Most Obnoxious cell phone callers – [Cracked]

The saddest male models in the world – [The Chive]

Chris Berman’s daughter: kind of hot – [Bustedcoverage]

Breathing sex doll might eliminate need for girlfriend – [Asylum]

Keep that f*&king chicken! – [Maxim]

Booze and boobs with Carmen Electra – [Gunaxin]

Heidi Klum loves her boobs and so do I – [Cityrag]

Pictures of people the day after a big party – [Attuworld]

Jesikah Maximus really is like the maximum chick – [On205th]

Robot gives the copy machine a lap dance – [The Bachelor Guy]

I will never ever get tired of Kim Kardashian – [Epic Carnival]

Some of the hottest NFL wives and girlfriends – [Mademan]

A marine recruitment video that actually might work – [Nextround]

An awesome lightning storm caught on tape – [Cavemancircus]

Somaya Reece is extremely busty – [Flisted]

In case you missed the glorious boobalas of Thursday – [Funtasticus]

Oktober fest is brewing in Seattle – [Tastybooze]

Six of America’s greatest fast food contributors – [Regretfulmorning]

Hahaha.  It’s so funny!