Is this real?  It can’t be real.  I think it’s real!  Amazing.

For the life of me I can’t even remember how I stumbled across Bentley Shea.  I’m pretty sure it was on Hollywood Tuna.  The rest of me is drawing a complete blank.  So I went and did a search on the young lass.

From what I can tell she’s not from this country.  Though I have no proof.  Other than that there seem to be two prominent photo sets of her.  One of them in this black and red thing.  And the other she gets naked it.

I guess that’s a good enough synopsis of her right?

More of Bentley after the jump

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Well at least this guy has the decency to write a comment like “LOL, dam I need a girlfriend.”  But what I don’t understand is how the hell you can’t figure out that maybe it’s the fact that you dress up your own dog like a Myspace Toolbox and taking pictures of yourself with a hairdryer that might be part of the problem?

I don’t know man, those are just two possible reasons.  I could be wrong.  Maybe it’s the sucking on lollipop photos or writing in all capital letters and not know how to spell.

I think another six years of elementary school would help

Yeah I’d hit it in 2014

At the tender age of 13, it appears Tavi Gevinson has become the new darling of the fashion industry.

The elfin teenager, who has amassed an impressive following of 4million readers with her blog Style Rookie, has been busy rubbing noses with the fashion elite and gracing covers of magazines.

While her schoolmates struggle with maths and chemistry, blogger Tavi was recently whisked off to the glamourous tents of Bryant Park for front row seats at New York Fashion Week.

I’d like to give a big warm round of congratulations to the fashion industry.  You’ve managed to find a new way to completely disgust me.  Not only have you found a way to make the public think that girls who weigh 6 lbs and have freckly weird faces are “sexy,” but you’ve sunk to new lows in exploiting a 13-year-old who knows how use Blogspot.

Oh and by the way.  I was just kidding about setting the old “wait until she’s 18 clock” on Tami.  By the time Tami is 18 she will undoubtedly be addicted to cocaine, on valium, and will have completely sexually confused herself from being surround by so many gay men and models who kiss other models to get ahead.

Yes, the Herschel Walker who ran over people on his way to a Heisman Trophy at Georgia, signed with the USFL, was traded by the Cowboys to acquire a future franchise worth of players from the Vikings, competed in Olympic bobsledding and had a decent showing on The Celebrity Apprentice.

Now 47, one year older than Randy Couture, Walker has signed with Strikeforce, the company has confirmed.

Man I wish this were ten years ago.  Guy is going to come out like Larry Holmes against Mike Tyson.  Still though, I’m curious to see what this man is capable of in the ring.

Why at 47 though Herschel?  Come on buddy!  I mean I know you can kick my ass and all but really?  I can only assume the man has financial problems right now.

This should be interesting to say the least…or not.

I was trying to think of an idea for an article that would make me miserable.   I guess sometimes we all need a reminder that there’s always someone out there having a much better time than you.  And believe me, this isn’t to depress all of you (though it should accomplish that), it’s to make you work harder.

It’s to say, “if I apply myself perhaps I could get into all the cool parties.”  Or perhaps this is just an exercise into how much I suck.  Either way there’s no getting around how amazing Playboy parties are.

As if you really need a reason.  Here are ten reasons (video reasons) why you should go to a Playboy party.

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Bob Saget is one of those guys that you can’t help but think “how the hell is this guy successful?”  And it’s been made abundantly clear at his Comedy Central Roast that his peers touched upon this very subject.

And while I don’t know the man personally it sure sounds like he’s a pretty twisted dude.  I actually like Bob Saget but do think the man tends to be disgusting just for the sake of being disgusting (those of you who saw his stand up special might know what I mean).   And let’s face it.  When you play a dude like Danny Tanner, you just know this guy while seeminly straight as an arrow, has got some major skeletons in his closet.

So in the honor of doing something that I’d bet Bob Saget would do about himself, I decided to find ten pictures that the tall goofy looking guy has more than likely masturbated to at least once in his lifetime.

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Click on the photo to see how to become a top model

When it comes to what it takes to become a High-Fashion Model, Tyra Banks and America’s Next Top Model seem to have a different opinion than the rest of the fashion world.  And Cracked has come up with that fine opinion.

More opinions at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Tips

Heidi Klum in suspenders (and nothing else) – [COED Magazine]

Why do Men’s magazines censor nudity? – [Asylum]

Now this is a badass store clerk, check it out – [Break]

Check out these beautiful beer bottle labels – [Cool Material]

Who are the ten hottest women of the web? – [G4TV]

A collection of hot chicks that could kick your ass – [Bullzeye]

Audrina Patridge looking hot in Maxim – [NS4W]

The Ultimate Bachelor Party Guide – [Mademan]

Booze and boobs with Carmen Electra – [Gunaxin]

Jay Z’s new video is worth a watch – [Smoking Section]

10 Really nasty looking arm wrestling accidents – [Caveman Circus]

A Serbian wedding turns X rated – [Attuworld]

Karen Bray looking unreal in a bikini – [Don Chavez]

Natalie Suliman looking nice in M&S Lingerie – [DJ Mick]

The latest advances in weed production – [Cityrag]

Do not, I repeat do not get into this man’s car – [Flisted]

Check out how hot Laura Champion is – [The Bachelor Guy]

A Fine collection of super shitty friends – [Collegehumor]

Fake therapist fired for offering “vagina” massages – [Blog of Hilarity]

Click on the photo for more women of the web

From G4TV

One of the perks of working at G4 is, you often (and I stress “often”) see lovely young ladies in bikinis walking around as if it were nothing unusual. One of the perks of being a fan of G4 is getting photo galleries filled with pictures of said young ladies in bikinis -Couldn’t have said it better myself.

More perky girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

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