So yeah, Monica Carvalho is this chick from Brazil.  And she like, acts and models and stuff.  Funny because when you type her name into a search engine you get two of these chicks.  One is kind of a pornstar and the other is the one you are seeing in the picture above.

Still though, the one in the picture above gets naked from time to time.  So she’s got that going for her, which is nice.  But as you dingleberry’s know, I don’t post nudity on here.

So do your thing and find her nude if you want to.  Otherwise stick around for more pictures after the jump

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I’m not quite sure I know what Jay Wiggz means?  Does it mean this guy is notorious for throwing on wigs at parties?  I mean I guess that could be kind of a “thing” right?  Yet I see one wig in this guy’s entire photo gallery.

The rest of the pictures are fish face tough guy poses and crappy sunglasses.  Typical.  I don’t even have the strength to criticize today.  I think after a year of posting these people I’m running out of steam.

Jay Wiggz, blah blah blah

As I’m sure many of you are quite aware that earlier this week Buffalo Bills kick returner Leodis McKelvin had his property vandalized this week after his late-game fumble led to the Bills’ loss to the Patriots.

And I’d imagine that this particular incident lead many people to realize that “hey, football players are human beings too,”  and just maybe going the distance of invading personal property really isn’t cool.

On the other hand, there are definitely some people out there who are probably thinking “man, that was definitely a sweet move, but I wonder how it can be more effective.”

For that group of people, may I present 5 Tips for Properly Vandalizing an athlete’s property.

Iranian police warned shopkeepers Tuesday not to use mannequins without headscarves or which exposed body curves, official news agency IRNA reported.

“Using unusual mannequins exposing the body curves and with the heads without Hijabs (Muslim veil) are prohibited to be used in the shops,” Iran’s moral security police in charge of Islamic dress codes said in a statement carried by IRNA

Tell me something.  How the hell could anyone live in Iran?  I mean what are people like buying black market naked Mannequins now?  What the hell year are they living in over there?

20 bucks says the first time you have sex your parents have to watch and probably “assist” in some way.  Oh my bad, if you have sex before marriage you probably get your rupies chopped off.

Yeah I know that’s an Indian term but it sounded right didn’t it?  Jesus Iran sucks.

I guess the appropriate term would be tank top or sleeveless shirt right?  But come on.   You have to admit that of all the great terms that exist for clothing, “wife beater” has got to be way up there.  I mean just to infer that most of the people that wear these shirts are usually men that beat their wives?

And then that term making into the mainstream?  Pretty weird yet awesome I think.   Thankfully many people don’t buy these shirts to prove to their wives how tough they are.  Now people buy them to look sexy, namely women.

And of all the shirt women can wear to look sexy, a wife beater is way up there on my list.

Here are 20 reasons why wife beaters kick ass.

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What are you willing to do to boost your career?  If you’re an aspiring anchor man or woman on CNN, would you be willing to go into the middle of the street during 80MPH winds?   Well that’s what some of these people do (and for whatever reason Geraldo Rivera as well).

Perhaps it’s thrill seeking or perhaps it’s sheer stupidity but I guess someone has to cover the news when a hurricane is causing damage to a town.  Personally I can’t imagine having to travel around into the worst weather conditions imaginable.  And then go outside no less.

But these five brave souls gave it a shot.  Unfortunately for them, the hurricane decided to push them around a little bit…

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Click on the photo for three girls at a time

I’m not sure if the phrase “good things come in 3′s” is all that accurate.  But I will say that 3 hot girls is certainly better than one.  Especially when you’re looking at pictures of said women.  And especially when they lick each other.  That always helps.

More group girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Wash

The creepiest Simpsons fan tributes – [Cracked]

I think that Kevin Federline’s towel might be holding him up – [OMGblog]

40 percent of women can’t keep secrets – [Asylum]

Katy Perry is busty and wet while filming something – [NS4W]

By far the best keytar player in the world – [Supertremendous]

Ashley Green had some sexy Maxim outtakes – [Laxtime](NSFW Ads)

Does it get any hotter than Josie Moran? – [Leenks]

The sexy new my humps dance routine – [Break]

By far my favorite female drummer ever – [Deaddog]

An extremely annoyed porn store clerk – [Cavemancircus]

When kids make it all right – [Cityrag]

Russians and their reality show beatdowns – [Flisted]

In case you miss college chicks who party a lot – [Funtasticus]

Gary busey tried to talk about his new movie – [Attuworld]

ESPN hires a former bikini model…which is good – [Nextround]

In case you missed the daily female objectification – [Blog of Hilarity]

I guess any video with a hot chick works for me – [Flabber]

An interview with Ed O’Neill, AKA Al Bundy – [Bullzeye]

Ten accidents on Google Street view – [DJ Mick]

Click on the photo for more random hot chicks

It’s why 90% of males wake up in the morning.  It’s why the internet is such a disturbing place.  It’s basically what drive my brain to lunacy on a daily basis:  hot girls that you’ve never seen before.  I have nothing left to say.

More speechless girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Portfolio

I wish I could find a backdrop to this guy.  I don’t know his name.  I don’t know where he comes from.  I just know that this man never wears shoes.  And yet there are pictures of him in multiple places.   Not just multiple places but like, every place.

I didn’t know you couldn’t wear shoes in airports or at work.  I guess there are many things in life I could want for myself.  However, being known as the dude who doesn’t wear shoes and has disgusting feet probably isn’t one of them.

Ladies, this gallery is for you (and all you foot fetish folks out there)

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