A few weeks ago I just got back from a 12 day trip to Hawaii.   And naturally while I was there I felt compelled to learn how to surf.  I wanted to stand up on a board at least once while out there in the ocean.  I managed to accomplish the feat but I tell ya it was damned hard.  I fell more than I would have like to.

It made me realize how insane some of these big wave guys are.  Sure they’re great at surfing and have tremendous balance and all, but when you see the consequences of making a mistake, it’s pretty brutal.

Here are 8 surfing wipeout videos that are pretty nutty

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It’s really quite disturbing how hot Vanessa Raia is

I trust that all of you had a wonderful weekend.   Gee, my Monday is starting off real well.  I’m sitting in Temple right now.  Yes, I’m fasting.  And no, I don’t have a laptop on or anything.  I wrote this on Friday while I was completely hung over from the U2 Concert.  God Vanaessa Raia is hot.

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The Madness

The Bruce Willis Acting Method – [Cracked]

Sexy triathlete auctions herself off for dinner – [Withleather]

Does sex improve athletic performance? – [The Big Lead]

When the Dalai Lama receives a fist bump – [Asylum]

Romanian hotties winds up owning Kirk Cameron – [NS4W]

The Tokyo game show looking like an awesome event – [G4TV]

Victoria Lopyreva was Miss Russia and is really hot – [On205th]

Cell phone failures in horror movies – [Blog of Hilarity]

Nicole Eggert has been cast on Celebrity fit club – [Don Chavez]

The battle of Audrina Patridge vs. Kristen Cavallari – [Attuworld]

Hottest news reporter ever holds a pink gun – [Flabber]

Why very intelligent men fail with women – [Bullzeye]

Megan Fox and that Amanda chick are still making out – [Brobible]

Stacey Michelle certainly gets my blood boiling – [Flisted]

Advanced lesson in college bong making – [Cityrag]

Cassie Colvin had one sexy photoshoot – [Sublime Blog]

Twenty five awesome fake movie brands – [Gunaxin]

70 awesome pictures of Eva Mendes – [Cavemancircus]

Honestly, you guys think of something to say.  I’m speechless.

Two things.

First of all watch how tough Rambis is.  Back then players took beatings.  Elbows, blows to the stomach, you name it.  Second of all?  Look at this guy’s post game interview!  You have to love Mr. Rambis AKA Egon AKA Clark Kent.

I feel bad that he’s inheriting the Timberwolves.  At the same time, let’s hope he can do something with that team.

How the hell do you pronounce Nives Celzijus?  Is it cell ze juice?  It would appear so.  In any event, Nives is a singer and model hailing from Croatia.  She’s also a Playboy model who has a penchant for wearing bikini tops that are way too small.  Boo hoo.

As if I really even needed to say this.  She used to date a soccer player thus making her a WAG.  Look man, all I know is that she’s got a mean look to her and has a rack to match it.  She would own most anyone in the sack and that’s about all I have to say.

More of Nives after the jump

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Click on the photo for more of the hottest Tennessee fan

You guys ready for some football?  Man I can’t wait to watch Tennessee get its ass kicked today.  Well I’m more looking forward to seeing Lane Kiffin’s wife and Urban Meyer’s daughter.  But I guess the football will be pretty fun to watch too.

More daughters at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Wash

Six proven ways to horrifyingly improve your sex life – [Cracked]

Another fun filled edition of hotties in the wild – [Doubleviking]

Awesom grandpa takes down bank robber – [Asylum]

This picture will surely grab your attention – [The Chive]

Very sexy eyecandy, but with eyepatches – [Maxim]

I would love to crawl up inside Natalia Crawley – [Usemycomputer]

Marisa Miller gets nude but is of course covered – [Ns4W]

Seven ways the internet is ruining your life – [COED Magazine]

Aubrey O’Day has an extremely sick body – [Holytaco]

AnnaLynn McCord is a bra optional woman – [On205th]

Do you know who Vanessa Raia is?  You shold – [Gorillamask]

How to ruin your custom sports motorcycle – [Attuworld]

University of Texas Cheerleaders are kind of hot – [Don Chavez]

In case you missed the fabulous tatas of Thursday – [Funtasticus]

Chicks that are ripped equals hot – [Cityrag]

Spotting the difference between Thai hot women and boys – [Gunaxin]

A collection of hot chicks that kick ass – [Bullzeye]

This is definitely the sickest rapper alive – [Break]

20 Extremely weird canned foods – [DJ Mick]

Click on the photo for the super sexy sorority slumber party

To guys, women are still a complete mystery. Unfortunately, most of the time we focus on the negatives of this, like What the hell does “feeling fat” mean? Rarely, however, do we focus on their secret awesome side – the drunk girl-on-girl kissing, pillow fighting in their underwear side

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The Portfolio

Living here in New York you generally see a giant wave of yellow when looking down a major street.  There are far more cabs driving around than most any other type of vehicle.

And I’ll admit that lately there’s some new and improved variety.  On occasion you’ll get into an SUV.  And sometimes you’ll get to ride in a van.  So at least New York is spicing it up a little bit on cabs.  I even see a few Ford Explorers lurking around.

However, in other countries some of the cabs are just a tad nicer.

Imagine driving around in some of these guys

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This happened over a month ago but since we don’t do politics much on this site I figured most of you probably missed it.  I still think it’s funny though.

Hillary may have been a Senator.  She may be a Secretary of State.  But let’s face it.  She will never get out of the regime that was her husband until she herself is President.

And even if she becomes President, people will say she wasn’t nearly as good as good old Bill.