It’s a shame that The Benny Hill Show didn’t exist in a different era and in our country.   I think that the show would absolutely kick ass today.  Granted probably more than half the skits wouldn’t pass because of the allusion to statutory rape, they’re still funny as hell.

I mean in this crazy crappy economic and serious climate we could use a little immaturity and flat out sexual exploitation.  If you really think about it, in modern day times Benny Hill’s characters would simply be considered big babies who rip off women’s clothes without their consent.

Call me crazy but that sounds like a number one hit to me.

Here are 10 classic Benny Hill Clips

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Click on the photo for you know, more photos like this

Can you even imagine that night?  Like what were these three girls doing?  I swear to God if there were 3 dorky guys there who got laid because of too much alcohol I might be the most jealous person on earth.  I need a drink.

More drink girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Tips

At least someone consoled this drunk Iowa chick – [Bustedcoverage]

Paula Santos is the international babe of the day – [Doubleviking]

When the internet owns mainstream media – [Cracked]

Bikini Baristas are having sex for money – [Asylum]

Man likes to sing inside the toilet – [Flabber]

The naughtiest boxing babes you’ve seen – [Laxtime] (NSFW Ads)

Two lobsters get into a knife fight – [Break]

Sandra Bullock trashes Germany remix – [Collegehumor]

The best links that you missed this week – [Othercrap]

Pamela Anderson looking “who knows” on the catwalk – [Attuworld]

When Stacy Keibler looks at me like that, I like it – [Cavemancircus]

Get a load of the food at Oktoberfest – [Brobible]

Britney Spears needs an adjustment – [Cityrag]

Alaskan Kickboxing hottie Trisha Marie – [HGOM]

A bunch of sexy amateur chicks doing fun stuff – [Funtasticus]

Bring all your unemployed mouths – [Blog of Hilarity]

I sure do enjoy Miss California Tami Ferrell – [Epic Carnival]

The best celebrity boobs of the last decade – [Gunaxin]

The best kind of bra is the hand bra – [Regretfulmorning]

Click on the photo for more hotties with food

Personally I don’t even care if the female is all that attractive.  When you see any woman put something in her mouth (unless she’s extremely obese) it’s kind of something you want to keep your eyes on.  Call me crazy.

More to keep your eye on at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Portfolio

As a kid I definitely feared the storm drain.   Sure it’s only an attachment to the sewer system but it almost felt like it linked you to a really scary underworld.  Or maybe that was just me being a completely paranoid child.

However, as with many creative graffiti artists, this particular one makes light of the storm drain by art.  You take that opening, make it a mouth, and you have tons of possibilities.

Here’s a weird gallery of storm drain graffiti

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There is no way this guy has ever had sex in his entire life.

From Jessica Bougher’s Model Mayhem Profile

I went to Virginia Commonwealth University on a soccer scholarship and then got kicked off my sophomore year, for partying to much. While in college I was a Richmond speed cheerleader for arena football, and that was my stepping stone to become a Professional NFL cheerleader for the Washington redskins.

So she parties too much.  Used to play soccer.  Now is a professional cheerleader for the Redskins and somehow managed to win a hottest WWE fan contest.  Sounds like a worthy resume to send to Playboy don’t you think?

Oh I think.

More of Jessica after the jump

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This guy calls himself the model dater.  And all of his pictures, comments are what I assume to be some kind of instruction manual on who this guy actually is.

As if he’s this dude that dates a lot and breaks tons of young philly hearts.  Really?  Is that who you are pal?  Or are you the guy that goes around messaging every single female’s Myspace Profile hoping that one of them bites?

Because I know for a fact that’s exactly what you do.

Heart breaker my ass

I’ve made quite a bit of fun of John Daly on this website.   And I’m always torn between thinking “here’s a man who completely wasted of all his talent,” and “here’s a guy who knows exactly what he’s doing.”

Would you rather spend every waking minute working on your shots like Tiger Woods?  Or would you rather party your ass off and get by on your talent?

Personally I’d take the former over the latter.  However, to each their own.  And if posing with Hooters chicks and wearing funny pants is a life, then John Daly has a great life.

Guy looks like he’s at least 60 and now I think he’s just sporting these pants for shits and giggles.

To me there are so many categories of females out there to list that it would be impossible to write it out in a span that took less than 3 weeks.   But of all the types of girls I come across online there’s one type that’s pretty rare.  And that’s the “what’s this chicks name?” type.

Sure we come across hot girls all the time.  However, rarely do we stop at someone so special as to actually take the extra time to email a buddy to see if he knows her name so you can search her online and try to find naked pictures.  Am I right?

So in honor of this girl, here are 20 girls whose names I want to know so I can find more pictures of them.  Any help would be much appreciated.

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