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I honestly think I’ve been going through some amateur hotness withdrawal.   You can only go so long looking at the hottest chicks on the planet that you already know.  To know that there’s talent out there that is still undiscovered?  Well that’s a blessing my friends.  A true blessing.

More blessings at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Throwdown

A Car hits a motorcycle pretty damned hard – [Totally Crap]

Want more hot girls?  Check out click-a-chick – [Bustedcoverage]

If sexy starlets were stocks…. – [Playboy]

Looks like people prefer a face over body long term – [Asylum]

The hottest Israeli women in the world – [Maxim]

It’s the dangerous condom applicator – [Collegehumor]

Some kid makes out with pillow, gives advice – [Blog of Hilarity]

The ten most hated people on Facebook – [Gunaxin]

Kids that look way more like dogs – [The Chive]

A fun gallery of Lesbian tattoos – [Attuworld]

The hottest news reporter ever strikes again – [Flabber]

It’s the fat girl versus the mechanical bull – [Gorillamask]

Megan Fox decided to post for pictures – [Don Chavez]

Kourtney Kardashian is a role model – [DJ Mick]

Rihanna gets horny with a bird – [Cityrag]

Ten amazing women who are over 40 – [FHM]

In case you missed the tushies of Tuesday – [Funtasticus]

How to tell if she’ll be good in bed – [Mademan]

Click on the photo for more of Danielle Bux

Normally I’m not all that into chicks that spell their last names just to seem “cool.”  Although I don’t think Ms. Bux here really cares what I think.  And something tells me that her nude would kind of clear up any thoughts I’d have in my head anyway.

More head clearing girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Portfolio

I’ve got a tattoo on my ankle.  I got it in college after my pledging ended.  In retrospect, would I do it again?  Probably not.  I don’t necessarily regret it but then again, it looks a little lame.  But at least it’s small and doesn’t look all that bad.  No showering yourself with tattoos?  That’s another story.

That I’ll never understand.  But what I really don’t understand is the tattoos from inside the mouth.  I mean do you really need your tongue tattooed?  And lip tattoos?  Really?  Going as far as too put ink inside your lip is just…loser.

Here is gallery of lip tattoo people with my own personal captions

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If you want the truth, here it is.  I’ve never seen this video until this very moment.  But I knew the second I saw the caption “Japanese Gameshow:  Binocular Football” that it had to be amazing.

And sure enough, as I’m watching it I wonder how the hell we are so delayed in our game show ideas.  Why can’t us Americans come up with this stuff?

Well I’m glad at least one country has gotten it down.

Breann McGregor is one of those women I define as “pure power.” For those of you interested: Breann McGregor is a nude and lingerie Playboy model and the first model in history to be voted dual Playboy titles in the same year: Cyber Girl of the Year 2007 and 2007 Playboy Special Edition’s Model of the Year.

Oh and apparently she’s a singer?  Guess I missed that part.  Maybe she should do a hardcore sex tape and that should easily jump start the music career.

By the way, “pure power” refers to a girl that’s kind of solid who would own you.  Kind of like what Anna Nicole Smith used to be.  Carry on.

More of Breann after the jump

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What up what up what up!  Sal boy!

He’s what the French would define as super-cool.

I totally forgot how awesome the attached phone to your jeans look was.

Sally!

From the Star Tribune

Quarterback Brett Favre created perhaps a bigger buzz with a block than he did directing the Vikings offense in a 17-10 victory over the Houston Texans at Reliant Stadium on Monday night.

Favre’s illegal block to safety Eugene Wilson’s knees drew a 15-yard penalty and was a hot topic inside the locker room afterward.

I guess this answers the whole Favre not having trouble making friends in the locker room.  Just pop in illegal hit on a player or two and earn respect from the guys.  That and make sure to wear Wrangler jeans with no shirt on.  That’s actually what I hear has been Favre’s secret all these years.

Favre later when on to say

“I’ll be 40 years old in October and was weeding 13 days ago. I wasn’t thinking about throwing blocks.

Yeah I’ll bet you were Panama Red

The picture you see above has absolutely nothing to do with this concept yet somehow I thought it would be a great lead in to this article.   What I’m referring to in the title is kind of along the lines of a demotivational poster.   While the messages given aren’t necessarily “motivating” we can clearly see the point, or should I say no point of these statements.

Case in point.  The infamous “Oh Look!  Cupcakes!” picture where we see two girls bent over looking extremely erotic.  Yes you see cupcakes but come on.  Do we care?  Obviously not.  They’re hot girls.  Period.

So I’ve taken my own batch of ten hot chick pictures with my own ridiculously lame captions that you’ll of course pay zero attention to.

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I tell ya if there’s one thing I’d love to be in this world (other than writer for this website) it would be a rock star.   Movie stars, I guess, sure.  They have a sweet life but nothing’s like connecting with a crowd in a live setting.  And of all the bands that really connect in concert, I think U2 is at the top if not the very top.

If any of you have been to a U2 concert I think you’ll know what I’m talking about here.   You see these guys on stage and just wonder how the hell 4 guys can generate that much energy with 60-100 thousand people at one time.  It’s really quite extraordinary.

And of all the stuff these guys perform, here are 10 great live song performances you gotta love

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