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Whether you’re the world’s biggest football fan, or just a dude, it’s time to get excited for Lingerie Football 2009.  Today marks the kick-off of this sexy sports combo that is the LFL. P.S. why the hell did it take so long for this league to come to fruition?  That is way beyond my comprehension

More sexy violence at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Funbag

What the kid from Christmas Story would be like at 23 – [Cracked]

Wow, I didn’t even know there was a Cougar Convention – [Asylum]

This is what you wear to a tennis match? – [Epic Carnival]

It’s the hardly working cool English teacher – [Collegehumor]

This is what the TILF hunter is – [Mademan]

Rachel Watson is one sexy cheerleader – [Totally Crap]

Pig used to stop gay sex parties – [Don Chavez]

Dedication to the art of Booboflauge – [Cityrag]

Pictures of twenty five drunk animals – [Holytaco]

Having fun failing at the gas station pictures – [The Chive]

Six of America’s greatest food contributions – [Regretful Morning]

The 10 weirdest Ben and Jerry’s ice cream flavors – [DJ Mick]

A Fisher Price little people orgy? – [Blog of Hilarity]

Woman is arrested 3 times in one day – [Attuworld]

It’s the beer blaster – [Tastybooze]

Tracy Nova is a reason for me to wake up everyday – [Flisted]

Just in case you missed all the hump day hotties – [Funtasticus]

9 signs that don’t deliver on what they promise – [Gibbs12]

Click on the photo for more of Simona

Simona Mihiela is a worldly 26-year-old half-Romanian, half-Italian hybrid who was born in Bucharest, Romania. She has been living in Tampa for about 12 years and has been modeling for about seven years. When she is not in-front of a camera Mihiela is a professional dancer in the clubs.  She’s not a stripper though…boo.

Stripper types at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Portfolio

I have as much respect for Hillary Clinton as the next person.  I think she’s an extremely smart woman and I was glad to have her running this fine state of New York.  Now I’m pleased she’s Secretary of State.  However, if I think of Hillary Clinton the wife, I have a hard time not siding with sir Bill on his decision on infidelity.

I’m not even saying Hillary is ugly or anything like that.  I’ll shy away from being a total pompous meanie here.   I’m simply saying that the woman can make some downright scary faces.

And if you ask me, Bill is definitely afraid of this woman.  Wouldn’t you be?  Check out these 15 pictures (and be sure to enjoy the last one, Natalie Portman gives us a surprise in it)

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Step right up folks.  It’s Jan Terri’s “Get down Goblin.”  Now I know we bloggers throw around terms like “best ever” and “worst ever” all the time.

But I have to admit that this really might be the worst music video of all time.  The combination of bad music and film is truly astounding.  It really is.

Kind of catchy though isn’t it?

Have you ever looked at a chick and a phrase immediately popped into your head?  I don’t think there’s a female that epitomizes the phrase “campus cutie” more than Heather Nicole.

Word is she’s 20 years old and….Heather loves working out, shopping and going to the beach. She is a former cheerleader and now coaches aspiring young girls in the cheerleading arts. She also likes cooking, baking and of course eating. Her goals are to become a nurse and to continue to pose for Playboy.

Cheerleading arts?  I like the nude arts much better.

More of Heather after the jump

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Posting pictures of the sneakers you bought on your Myspace Profile?  What is that?  Are women going to be magically whisked away because of your new Nike’s that happen to be blue?

What generation am I witnessing here?  Why the hell is it sunny outside and raining right now?  Is the ozone even a layer anymore.

Man this guy is a tool

I went on my honeymoon back in August and spent it on three beautiful islands in Hawaii.  It was probably one of if not the best trips I’ve ever taken.  One of the best things about the trip?  The people.  The individuals who live on Hawaii are incredibly nice and hospitable.  And why shouldn’t they be?  It’s like the nicest place ever.  Tough to be in a bad mood there.

And in keeping it nice, I was so pleased to read this:

The Honolulu City Council is considering a bill that would impose up to a $500 fine and/or up to six months in jail for public transit passengers convicted of being too smelly

Now that’s how it’s done folks.  We really need that rule in the NYC Subway system.

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Is this a novel, new idea?  No.   Is it some kind of eureka situation where I realize I just came up with a totally amazing subject for an article?  No.   It’s the age old subject that will remain forever young.  It’s two things that men absolutely adore in life:  Cars and girls.

I’m not reinventing the wheel here.  I’m going with what works today.  I’m standing here, proud.  It’s time to enjoy our maleness and our God given rights to take a five minute break to appreciate amazingly sexy girls in very little clothing making vehicles look even better.

And when all is said and done you can only hope these same girls are doing the washing of these cars.

Enjoy this tribute to hot girls draped on cars

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It’s one of the most difficult things to do in all of pro sports.  It’s professionally called an Ace.  But we all refer to it as the hole-in-one.  Of course this shot takes a ton of luck, but when you see it, it’s quite extraordinary.

And when you happen to see it in one of Golf’s grand slam events, it makes it even that much more special.  Have any of you ever hit a hole-in-one?  With the exception of maybe miniature golf, I unfortunately have not.

In any event, here are 10 awesome hole-in-one’s to watch.

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