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Now I’m not sure if Hillary Fisher is the hottest gal in the world.  But I have to admit that this particular picture sure as hell makes her out to be.  Honestly this is about as perfect a picture as you can possibly have without there being penetration involved.  Good God.

More perfection at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Wash

It’s the Erin Andrews naked daily routine – [Cracked]

A crazy banned German sprite ad – [Sublime Blog]

Five signs your girlfriend is a psycho – [COED Magazine]

Here are good reasons to love college football – [Bustedcoverage]

Erin McNaught is the international babe of the day – [Doubleviking]

The wonderful people of Walmart – [The Chive]

The hottest tennis players on the planet – [Maxim]

Mia is the cutest college girl of the week – [Collegehumor]

Sexy female caddies are banned from golf courses – [Asylum]

Blake Lively looking busty and leggy – [NS4W]

If money was designed today…. – [Holytaco]

Tiffany Lakosky and 50 camo clad girls – [Gunaxin]

Moran Atias truly needs to be in a naked movie – [On205th]

Check out the little lizard wedding crasher – [Regretful Morning]

Super WAG Kelly Brook decides to work out – [Epic Carnival]

10 Things you should never say to a woman – [Bullzeye]

The most flexible people in the world – [Attuworld]

How about a big dose of fail today? – [Don Chavez]

18 pretty cool X-Ray and Skeleton photoshops – [DJ Mick]

Click on the photo for more hotties in the wild

Is this girl all that pretty?  Eh, I don’t think so.  Is she my favorite girl in the entire world for the 10 seconds I am writing this right now?  You betcha.  You just have to appreciate this picture for all that it is.  The world of possibilities here is endless, and lovely.

More possibilities at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Portfolio

Last week I brought you guys an interesting gallery of creative tombstones.   And this week?  Well, it’s a little more than that.  While some people go as far as to have something humorous or even ludicrous on their tombstone, sometimes the tombstone itself is humorous or ludicrous.

Maybe it’s not enough to have a memorable statement.  Some people were defined by the things they did and their loved ones want those hobbies remembered forever.

So please, make my tombstone and giant picture of Lucy Pinder.  Thanks.

Here are 10 creative grave markers

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I’m so glad that some people are able to embrace the comedy of themselves.  No bigger an example of this is William Shatner.  Think about it.  Everyone has been making fun of his pause-non-pause way of talking for years now.

But the man has taken that and stretched his career out for decades.  His Priceline stuff is magical and in this video you’ll see him do a little parody on Sarah Palin.

You gotta love Shatner.

A little about Ellen Rocche:

Appreciated mainly for her physical attributes, namely her hips, buttocks and slim waist, she would gain national exposure again when she joined the cast of a reality show based loosely on the Dutch Big Brother, dubbed Casa dos Artistas.

Um, didn’t I talk about Big Brother today already?  What did I tell you guys?  You plant a woman in a house with other people, let her shower and bang, she has a career.

It’s not a difficult formula and now Ellen is a very successful model.  Makes perfect sense.  Plus the woman was in Playboy.  So that’s nice.

More of Ellen after the jump

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In every single picture in Fabioooooo’s Myspace Profile you see the word “Guido.”  All I can say is that at least the guy is admitting it.  Though I’m not sure I’d want to go around admitting that I take cell phone pictures of myself, paste them into my Myspace Page, and mush my lips together in every single one of them.

Are these people constipated when they do this?  Is there an itch on their upper lip?  They don’t actually think this is an attractive look do they?  Nah that would be way too easy.

Guido, Fabiooo!

It’s amazing what you’ll see here in New York City if you simply keep your eyes open.  The other night I attended a fine meal at Wolfgang’s Steakhouse here in Manhattan.

While the meal was quite savory and the conversation was humming,  the clear highlight of the evening was when me and my party discovered that Ben Franklin is in fact alive and well living in the city that never sleeps.  And he’s clearly thrice the age of the sexy little Asian number that he’s dating.  Good for him.

We did our best to figure out what these two could possibly have in common.   And while most of us at the table were at above average intelligence, the only theories we had were that the conversation must have centered around kites and Ben’s new affinity for Hello Kitty backpacks.

I’d like to thank my buddy Karl for managing to get a decently focused picture of the pair which as you can see symbolizes a couple that is truly going to make it in this world.

Also a nice shout out to the rest of my party which includes Dave, Conor, and of course the birthday boy Mr. Eds.

Happy birthday big guy.

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again.  Why the hell the U.S. hasn’t capitalized on European versions of some shows is completely beyond me.  Big Brother is the prime example.   I mean do you realize how absolutely horrible the CBS version of this show is?  Go to any of the Big Brother shows in Europe and you have instant hits.

And why is that?  Gee, could it be bikinis and hot girls showering for more than half the episodes?  I think we have a winner.  Seriously guys.  A network is going to have to grow a pair.

In the words of the Real World.  Let’s stop being polite and start getting real here.  Just show chicks in the shower on CBS and the ratings will skyrocket.

In the meantime, here are some lovely girls showering videos to get you through the day

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Any of you dudes out there in relationships will truly appreciate where I’m coming from here.  I love my wife.  I’ve loved my wife for quite some time and I will continue to love her until she pisses me off enough that I might consider smacking her around a little bit (just kidding honey).

But in all seriousness, no matter how much you love your significant other, there will be things that always piss you off about them.  It’s just the way life is.  You live with someone long enough and they’re bound to annoy you in one way or another.

One of the biggest annoyances I face is sound.  Yes, sound.  All around I got a nice little woman on my hands, but damn if I don’t want these 5 sounds to be chopped from existence

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