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Sep 29 2009

Nicole Eggert Leads the P.M. Portfolio

Published by under PM Porfolio


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Remember how hot Nicole Eggert used to be?  First it was that movie Blown Away which was pretty much a joke.  Then it was the implant and Baywatch.  Now?  Now she’s going on Celebrity Fit Club.  What a shame.  Still though, she was one of my favorites.

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The Portfolio

Russian Ola Jo Glover Janine Freire Hudgens Joy Moorecroft

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Sep 29 2009

One of the Smallest Houses in the World: The Spite House

Published by under Oddly Enough

Small House

The Spite House (in blue), built in 1830, is 7 feet wide, about 25 feet deep and a whopping 325 square feet in two stories. It is located on Queen Street in the Old Town district in Alexandria, Va., just across the Potomac from Washington

Only in America right?  And in case you don’t know what a Spite house is…

A spite house is a building (generally found in an urban environment) which was constructed or modified because the builder felt wronged by someone who did not want it there. Typically built to annoy someone, in most cases a neighbor, these buildings serve primarily as obstructions, blocking out light or access to neighboring buildings, or as flamboyant symbols of defiance.

Would this house qualify? Uh, yeah I’d say so.  And you know what the worst part is?  Some artist is eventually going to love this thing and it’ll somehow be worth a million bucks.  Where’s my million bucks?

Pictures after the jump

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Sep 29 2009

Kid Scares the Hell Out of a Cop

Published by under Video of the Day

It’s really no different than any other scare video only this time the victim is a real cop.  I don’t blame this cop at all.  He’s just human.  Sure he kind of looks like a puss but still, I’d be scared as all hell if someone pulled this on me.

I got nothing else.

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Sep 29 2009

She’s Uncoachable: A True American, Ashley Kahsaklahwee

Published by under She's Uncoachable

Ashley Kahsaklahwee

Honestly, how often do we see Native American models?  Exactly.  That’s why it’s intriguing to lay your eyes on Ashley Kahsaklahwee.  That’s definitely the last time I’m trying to spell her last name.

I guess when she’s not in her Native gear, Ashley is just taking it all off.  Yes, Ashley models in the buff.  Speaking of buff.  How would you have liked to have been the plastic surgeon in that operating room?  Huh?  Huh?   OK pookie.

Sorry I just watched Caddyshack.  But that doesn’t mean Ashley isn’t pretty ridiculous.

More of the Lahwee after the jump

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Sep 29 2009

The Myspace Toolbox: Is this Dude a Chick?

Published by under The Myspace Toolbox

Mr. Israeli

He’s a DJ that calls himself Nissim.  He also calls himself Mr. Israeli.  Mr. Nissim also has a real affinity for the police.  Just check out his myspace URL and you’ll know what I mean.

Other than that?  He weighs 40 lbs soaking wet and 100% looks like a transvestite woman.  So I guess taking pictures with your own cell phone with your tongue sticking out doesn’t really fare well.

Eh, I guess it does if you’re on the casual encounters section on Craigslist which this guy HAS to be.


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Sep 29 2009

NFL Weenie Move of the Week: David Clowney Tweets About No Playing Time

Published by under NFL,Sports


The New York Jets’ speedy wide receiver was benched by an angry coach Rex Ryan for the team’s game against the Tennessee Titans on Sunday after Clowney complained on Twitter about a lack of playing time

A few hours after the Jets beat New England 16-9 last Sunday, Clowney tweeted: “1 play in the 1st Half, 4 plays in the 2nd half … A bit disappointed about my playing time but very happy and satisfied about the win.”

Clowney added in a subsequent tweet that, “My team always comes first so I’ma just keep grinding.”

Keep grinding huh?  Like going on a social network and writing 180 characters or less on the subject?  What are you kidding me?  In the NBA I could expect this.  Hell, even in major league baseball.  But now we’re getting the toughest men in sport whining about their playing time on Twitter?

Benched?  I’m pretty sure all of the players on the Jets should be hazing the shit out of Clowney.  First of all your name is Clowney.  Second of all I would expect some kind of LOL message or ridiculous string of tweet messages on this guy’s locker.

At the least they should put a large Tweet sticker that says “Pansy” on Clowney’s car.  I don’t think a simple benching by Rex Ryan is enough. I mean there vagina moves and there are vagina moves.

This one is about as menstrual as I’ve seen.

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Sep 29 2009

An Oldie but Goodie: The Megan Fox Facial

Published by under Entertainment

Megan Fox

For all you bukkake pervs out there (myself included), if you’re not taking all of your precious time out of your day constructing Megan Fox facial photoshops, then here’s one you may have seen.

It was taken about a year ago when Ms. Fox had a pie creamed right in her face.

There, take that one to the spank bank.

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Sep 29 2009

It’s a Gallery of the Famous Cleavage Mush Pose

Published by under Beautiful Ladies

 Cleavage Mush

I tell ya there’s nothing better than when you are completely wasted and you really don’t care what the opposite sex looks like.  It’s the way things should always be.  The reason I bring this up is that generally when looks become less of a factor, there are certain body parts that the eye does tend to wander to.

Could cleavage be one of those things?  Ding Ding Ding!  Yes, we have a winner.  So ladies.  When you’re out there.  Please do you darndest to make sure that you go out of your way to take those mushy cleavage shots.

You know, take your hands, or better yet your friends hands, and push those things up for all the world to see.  It’s a truly magnificent feat.

Here’s a gallery with such feats

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Sep 29 2009

10 Classic Benny Hill Clips

Published by under Television


It’s a shame that The Benny Hill Show didn’t exist in a different era and in our country.   I think that the show would absolutely kick ass today.  Granted probably more than half the skits wouldn’t pass because of the allusion to statutory rape, they’re still funny as hell.

I mean in this crazy crappy economic and serious climate we could use a little immaturity and flat out sexual exploitation.  If you really think about it, in modern day times Benny Hill’s characters would simply be considered big babies who rip off women’s clothes without their consent.

Call me crazy but that sounds like a number one hit to me.

Here are 10 classic Benny Hill Clips

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Sep 29 2009

Just the Tip Tuesday: Sexy Girls Among Us, Consoling a Drunk Chick, and Paula Santos

Published by under Just the Tip Tuesday


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Can you even imagine that night?  Like what were these three girls doing?  I swear to God if there were 3 dorky guys there who got laid because of too much alcohol I might be the most jealous person on earth.  I need a drink.

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The Tips

At least someone consoled this drunk Iowa chick – [Bustedcoverage]

Paula Santos is the international babe of the day – [Doubleviking]

When the internet owns mainstream media – [Cracked]

Bikini Baristas are having sex for money – [Asylum]

Man likes to sing inside the toilet – [Flabber]

The naughtiest boxing babes you’ve seen – [Laxtime] (NSFW Ads)

Two lobsters get into a knife fight – [Break]

Sandra Bullock trashes Germany remix – [Collegehumor]

The best links that you missed this week – [Othercrap]

Pamela Anderson looking “who knows” on the catwalk – [Attuworld]

When Stacy Keibler looks at me like that, I like it – [Cavemancircus]

Get a load of the food at Oktoberfest – [Brobible]

Britney Spears needs an adjustment – [Cityrag]

Alaskan Kickboxing hottie Trisha Marie – [HGOM]

A bunch of sexy amateur chicks doing fun stuff – [Funtasticus]

Bring all your unemployed mouths – [Blog of Hilarity]

I sure do enjoy Miss California Tami Ferrell – [Epic Carnival]

The best celebrity boobs of the last decade – [Gunaxin]

The best kind of bra is the hand bra – [Regretfulmorning]

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