Click on the photo for more of Korrina Rico

Stunning 21-year-old super-hottie, Korrina Rico is a fashion model from West Hollywood, California. But according to her modeling profile, the exotic big-eyed beauty has something against “glamour” style photos, which “show off her goods.”  That’s a shame.

More good at Uncoached’s Facebook Profile

The Wash

The 11 Most Badass last words ever uttered – [Cracked]

The hottest bow and arrow girls I’ve ever seen – [The Chive]

Gigi LaFemme is your new Miss Coney Island – [Asylum]

In case you missed the daily female objectification – [Blog of Hilarity]

We all need to know more about Paul Barbosa – [On205th]

80s cartoon girls are grown up and ready to party – [Sublime Blog]

The quickest matches in pro wrestling history – [Cavemancircus]

Sexy Singapore F1 Grid Girls – [DJ Mick]

These are strangers kids should be afraid of – [Attuworld]

Shooting paint balls on Marilyn Monroe – [Flabber]

Kelly Brook looks awesome wearing Latex – [HGOM]

The latest in sexy television girlfriends – [Bullzeye]

Looks like Pamela Anderson is throwing her own nipple show – [Cityrag]

Sivan Krispin is the hottest Israeli alive – [Flisted]

Anna Kournikova took her cleavage to Paris – [Epic Carnival]

Nice shirt to wear with your daughter around – [Tastybooze]

The sexiest girls that you missed this week – [Takeareport]

Sean Penn’s intensity gets out of hand – [The High Definite]

Click on the photo to see more of Nicole Eggert

Remember how hot Nicole Eggert used to be?  First it was that movie Blown Away which was pretty much a joke.  Then it was the implant and Baywatch.  Now?  Now she’s going on Celebrity Fit Club.  What a shame.  Still though, she was one of my favorites.

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The Portfolio

The Spite House (in blue), built in 1830, is 7 feet wide, about 25 feet deep and a whopping 325 square feet in two stories. It is located on Queen Street in the Old Town district in Alexandria, Va., just across the Potomac from Washington

Only in America right?  And in case you don’t know what a Spite house is…

A spite house is a building (generally found in an urban environment) which was constructed or modified because the builder felt wronged by someone who did not want it there. Typically built to annoy someone, in most cases a neighbor, these buildings serve primarily as obstructions, blocking out light or access to neighboring buildings, or as flamboyant symbols of defiance.

Would this house qualify? Uh, yeah I’d say so.  And you know what the worst part is?  Some artist is eventually going to love this thing and it’ll somehow be worth a million bucks.  Where’s my million bucks?

Pictures after the jump

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It’s really no different than any other scare video only this time the victim is a real cop.  I don’t blame this cop at all.  He’s just human.  Sure he kind of looks like a puss but still, I’d be scared as all hell if someone pulled this on me.

I got nothing else.

Honestly, how often do we see Native American models?  Exactly.  That’s why it’s intriguing to lay your eyes on Ashley Kahsaklahwee.  That’s definitely the last time I’m trying to spell her last name.

I guess when she’s not in her Native gear, Ashley is just taking it all off.  Yes, Ashley models in the buff.  Speaking of buff.  How would you have liked to have been the plastic surgeon in that operating room?  Huh?  Huh?   OK pookie.

Sorry I just watched Caddyshack.  But that doesn’t mean Ashley isn’t pretty ridiculous.

More of the Lahwee after the jump

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He’s a DJ that calls himself Nissim.  He also calls himself Mr. Israeli.  Mr. Nissim also has a real affinity for the police.  Just check out his myspace URL and you’ll know what I mean.

Other than that?  He weighs 40 lbs soaking wet and 100% looks like a transvestite woman.  So I guess taking pictures with your own cell phone with your tongue sticking out doesn’t really fare well.

Eh, I guess it does if you’re on the casual encounters section on Craigslist which this guy HAS to be.

Israel!

The New York Jets’ speedy wide receiver was benched by an angry coach Rex Ryan for the team’s game against the Tennessee Titans on Sunday after Clowney complained on Twitter about a lack of playing time

A few hours after the Jets beat New England 16-9 last Sunday, Clowney tweeted: “1 play in the 1st Half, 4 plays in the 2nd half … A bit disappointed about my playing time but very happy and satisfied about the win.”

Clowney added in a subsequent tweet that, “My team always comes first so I’ma just keep grinding.”

Keep grinding huh?  Like going on a social network and writing 180 characters or less on the subject?  What are you kidding me?  In the NBA I could expect this.  Hell, even in major league baseball.  But now we’re getting the toughest men in sport whining about their playing time on Twitter?

Benched?  I’m pretty sure all of the players on the Jets should be hazing the shit out of Clowney.  First of all your name is Clowney.  Second of all I would expect some kind of LOL message or ridiculous string of tweet messages on this guy’s locker.

At the least they should put a large Tweet sticker that says “Pansy” on Clowney’s car.  I don’t think a simple benching by Rex Ryan is enough. I mean there vagina moves and there are vagina moves.

This one is about as menstrual as I’ve seen.

For all you bukkake pervs out there (myself included), if you’re not taking all of your precious time out of your day constructing Megan Fox facial photoshops, then here’s one you may have seen.

It was taken about a year ago when Ms. Fox had a pie creamed right in her face.

There, take that one to the spank bank.

I tell ya there’s nothing better than when you are completely wasted and you really don’t care what the opposite sex looks like.  It’s the way things should always be.  The reason I bring this up is that generally when looks become less of a factor, there are certain body parts that the eye does tend to wander to.

Could cleavage be one of those things?  Ding Ding Ding!  Yes, we have a winner.  So ladies.  When you’re out there.  Please do you darndest to make sure that you go out of your way to take those mushy cleavage shots.

You know, take your hands, or better yet your friends hands, and push those things up for all the world to see.  It’s a truly magnificent feat.

Here’s a gallery with such feats

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