There are two things that strike me as amazing in this video:

The first is how gangster this guy either thinks he is or appears to be.

The second is his reaction and how long it takes to figure all this stuff out.  Even the toughest of guys are reduced to absolute rubble when they’ve found out they’ve been messing with a penis.

And third.  How dumb do you have to be Sean?  Come on buddy.

At the age of 18, Elena Santarelli received a jump-start to her professional career in 1999 when she won the prestigious Elite Model Look Competition.  In addition to helping increase her visibility, Elena’s victory also secured her a contract with Elite, the same modeling agency that has represented fashion icons like Cindy Crawford.

OK, that’s great and all but I have to mention how awesome Elena is (except for the fact she dated a soccer player but I’m used to that by now).  She’s blond, Italian, and pulls it off.

I normally like the Italian brunette look but man oh man, if those legs were wrapped around me I sure as hell wouldn’t complain.

More of Elena after the jump

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You see now this picture would be completely awesome if the kid were 5-years-old.  But since he’s trying to come off as 19 and really looks like he’s around 13, then it just makes him look all the more stupid.

Plus this little piece of crap writes stuff like “f*ck the haters?”  You have to be kidding me.  He’s maybe 60 lbs soaking wet.  What people are spending any energy on this guy…except for me?

Yeah I’m a hater.  What up playa?

According to a new study, it looks like the peak time of internet usage has shifted.  Now folks are surfing at 11PM.  What’s keeping them up?

YouTube and pornography, appears to be a big part of the answer, according to Arbor’s Craig Labovitz. Video usage peaks at midnight Eastern, later than any other traffic.

Gaming is another big evening activity, but one that’s most intense between 8 p.m. and 11 p.m. Eastern, coinciding with TV’s prime time for most Americans. Labovitz found a jump in gaming traffic at exactly 8 p.m. Eastern, and speculates that it’s caused by World of Warcraft players who prearrange to get together at that time to tackle virtual monsters.

So this is the cornerstone of our nation?  A bunch of perverts and people that will never have sex.  You have to love our country.

Does a long tongue really make a difference in the oral sex department?  The answer is a definitive “no.”  It’s for the same reason that when you see some girl doing a booty dance it doesn’t really mean she’s good in bed.  Just because a body part looks a certain way doesn’t mean it’s going to perform accordingly.

I’m not saying this to startle anyone.  It’s just reality.  And it by no means will prevent me from day dreaming.  It won’t stop me from hope.  It won’t stop me from assuming and wishing these long tongues could actually be an advantage for these women.

So that’s why I’ve put together a lovely little gallery of girls with long tongues.  Most pictures are from my guys at COED Magazine with a couple additions I’ve made myself.

I trimmed out a nice 15 pictures for you guys

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Have you ever cried when the competition was so intense?  Sometimes the emotions simply get the best of you.  And crying as a reaction is certainly OK.  In fact if I were a coach I’d want players who cried on an occasional basis.  To me it’d mean they care about the game.

And even at the professional level in leagues like the NBA, players get emotional.  Whether it’s because they worked so hard to win and finally do win, or it’s because they’ve worked so hard only to lose, even these big guys get tears.

But sometimes it’s just the competition itself that can get a player rattled and cause him to lose his nerve.

Here are 8 videos of NBA players crying.

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Click on the photo for more Emma Heming

Emma Heming is an extremely hot model who married Bruce Willis earlier in the year. She’s done everything from Victoria’s Secret, to Maxim, to numerous other big name magazines.  So she’s got that going for her….which is nice.

More nice things at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Tips

Proof that your Parents’ cartoons were retarded – [Cracked]

Sitting on Grandpa’s lap, the naughty way – [Doubleviking]

Jessica Barton doesn’t like to cover up much – [Gorillamask]

The hottest child stars all growns up – [Maxim]

Here are the official rules to being a gangster – [Asylum]

As usual, go here for buxom British babes – [Nuts]

A collection of very honest textbook titles – [Collegehumor]

Michelle Marsh looks quite good in stockings – [Regretfulmorning]

It’s the daily female objectification – [Blog of Hilarity]

In case you missed the amazing breasts of whenever – [Funtasticus]

Some people only choose to wrestle in gravy – [Attuworld]

Ten funny kiddie driver collisions – [Epic Carnival]

If you haven’t checked out Maya then you must – [Bullzeye]

If you want to start smoking cigars, here’s how – [Mademan]

Jennifer Love Hewitt in German FHM – [Totally Crap]

Demi Moore’s plastic surgery pictures – [Cityrag]

This is definitely a license plate keeper – [Tastybooze]

Pretty awesome sand animation – [Cavemancircus]

Click on the photo for more of girls like Jayde here

Since many of you guys are lonely, can’t get chicks and depend on sites like these to break up your afternoon sessions of Colin Cowherd and PlayStation, it’s time to give you a bunch of broads that will entertain you for a bit. Yay!

More broads at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Portfolio

It’s pretty awesome when nature lets us humans know how small we are.  While we virtually control the world and much that’s in it, we’re still tiny in comparison to many of the natural things the world possesses.

One of those things is animals.  For the most part, we would get our asses kicked by thousands of different types of animals.  It’s truly amazing to see what these things are capable of.  And just seeing the scale of these guys is breathtaking.  It’s also rare.

I mean how often do you seem a human next to a 20 foot shark?  Not often.

Here are 10 amazing underwater diver/animal pictures

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