OK not only is this video incredible because it’s obviously pretty old school, but the fact that an Asian kid steps up to get the real correct answer is the real keeper here.

Great find by Collegehumor.

It’s been over a year since I posted Elisabetta Canalis.  And I have to say, that’s probably a little too long.  Not many women have the esteemed privilege of a repeat on this site but the new lady of Sir George Clooney is certainly a viable candidate.

It actually disturbs me a little bit how hot this woman is.  It’s just not good to be around someone this attractive.  How in the world do you focus on anything but her?  Personally I would find it impossible.

While I try and gather my thoughts I hope you enjoy the pictures you are about to see.  She’s a joke.

More Elisabetta after the jump

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Tell me you don’t look at this picture and think this is the coolest guy in the entire universe.

Really?  You don’t?  Huh.  Could have fooled me man.

Cer Bone Me!

There was a time when the dude on the right used to be an incredibly hot college girl who was wasted.

Matt Leinart is yet another in a long line of Heisman winners who has completely failed in the NFL.   And to this day, fantasy analysts are still saying that he’ll have value if Warner goes down.

OK fine, if Warner goes down.  And even when Warner wasn’t playing last year, Leinart still sucked.  Want to know when his value was sky high?  When he was taking down chicks left and right at USC.  It was when he was close buddies with Nick Lachey.

It’s when US Weekley was featuring the guy.

Proposal:  Leinart just completely gives up on trying to start on any team, gets drunk, hangs out with chicks and we see a new show called “Hard Knocks: Matt Leinert’s dream season.”

Carry on

Every time I stray from the sports of Soccer, Lacrosse, and Field Hockey I’m doing myself and you guys a major disservice.   I think the only reason I lay away is because these are aggressive sports and you might not find as much eye candy.  Well let me never make this mistake again.  The women’s soccer team at UNC not only has the aggression but they have a prized jewel to boot.

There is a player on this team by the name of Kristi Eveland who I think might be one of the hottest NCAA athletes in the country.  Don’t worry I’ll point her out after jump.  Anyway, I love this team.  They seem close knit and party their asses off.

Never shy to take a picture and always willing to do what it takes on the field.  This is the kind of team to root for.

Enjoy the pictures

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Have any of you ever been to a NASCAR race?  I’ve been to one and I have to say that the night before the race is pretty badass.  The infield is one funny ass thing to see. Tons of partying and tons of awesome rednecks.  But the actual race?  You get all adrenaline rushed for maybe the first five minutes and then you realize it’s cars driving around a track for over 3 hours.

Kind of boring.  However, if you get to witness a crash it’s pretty exciting.  But that kind of begs the question of why people attend these things.  Do they want to see a crash?  Are we that thirsty for violence?

Luckily in many of the crashes drivers turn out to be OK but wow, it’s pretty scary to look at.

Here are 10 pretty nasty NASCAR crashes

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Click on the photo for the bad porn idea hall of fame

In what is clearly a waste of time with nothing better to do, the boys at Cracked decided to come up with a skit based on A Beautiful Mind, only with a porn twist.  The dialogue is certainly not for the weak.  But it’s worth a peak.

More peaks at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Throwdown

Jenn Sterger is way too busy releasing cleavage shots – [Bustedcoverage]

Claudia Schiffer looking good in Tank magazine – [Totally Crap]

Fun with hot girls Google style – [Gunaxin]

We spend 80% of our time gossiping – [Asylum]

Pictures of people who are not who you think they are – [The Chive]

The show Made Men in 60 seconds – [Collegehumor]

What British women say about contraception – [Spike]

Broadway shows you can watch if you’re a guy – [Mademan]

What most women hate about single guys – [Bullzeye]

Adrianne Curry flaunts it by herself – [Don Chavez]

Tina Robles Lee is the afternoon pick-me-up – [Flisted]

A good reason men should not drink – [Attuworld]

Hottest news reporter ever visits FHM – [Flabber]

An homage to Married with Children – [Cavemancircus]

Kelly Brook riding a bike – [DJ Mick]

In case you missed the wonderful tushies of Tuesday – [Funtasticus]

10 Funniest baseball bloopers of all time – [Hail Mary Jane]

Joanna Krupa masters the hand bra – [Withleather]

Melisa Rogers is a midwest hottie – [HGOM]

Click on the photo for more of Lucy Wieland

Lucy is a 26-year-old model from Sumter South Carolina.  She likes long walks on the beach and candlelit dinners.  Or not.  I have no clue what this girls likes, wants, does.  I do have a feeling I know what she needs.  It’s a little alone time with Nattyb.

More alone time girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Portfolio

I’m always up for trying a new flavor of ice cream.  Hell I’d try just about any kind of food with the exception of bugs and stuff you’d have on Fear Factor.  I’d even try a piece of human if I didn’t know it were human.  Like if you took a piece of someone’s thigh, cooked it, and put some salt on it but didn’t know it was human I bet it’d be good.

But there’s a point where I kind of draw the line.  That point is when you take certain foods and put them completely out of context.  And ice cream?  You don’t really want to mess with ice cream.  I can understand Green Tea (sort of) but when you start adding in stuff like fish and vegetables, come on.

Check out these wacko flavors of ice creams from around the world

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