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The Paleo is the largest Switzerland open-air music festival. Students and festival volunteers paid tribute to the 40th anniversary of the Woodstock music festival by spreading the fun of mud as it was done in 1969 in Upstate New York.According to the festival organization, the project is a “back to the earth” psychedelic inspiration and 100% recyclable.

Has anyone here ever done something like this?  I think it’s time I get dirty in some mud and wrestle with females I don’t know.   Call me crazy but I just think it would be a really rewarding experience for me.

I’m sure the wife would approve of this.  After all it’s excellent research for this site.  Yup, I’m gonna go do this somewhere.  Preferably in Central Park.

Pictures after the jump

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Horse sneezing in itself probably isn’t all that funny.  However when you add a human to the picture it becomes more interesting.  Especially when that horse sneeze scares the living crap out of said human.

I thoroughly enjoyed this video.

Well let’s make this clear.  I think I want to dance with just about every single chick I put up on this website.  However, when they come from Mexico like Andrea Garcia does, then it makes it that much more desirable.  You see Andrea is an actress and while that has zero to do with her dancing skills it’s a way for me to kill space and use up text.

I just picture myself on some random dance floor seeing this Andrea lady at the other end.  She inches closer to me and starts to groove.  I then quickly make one of those “Jizz in My pants” faces and it’s all over.  Fun fantasy though.

More of Andrea after the jump

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I don’t know much but I do know this.  When you see a guy like this on Myspace, you don’t walk to put him up on your website, you run.  Sure he looks like the kind of guy that stores heads in his freezer, but you can’t deny that the abundance of stories he must have are awesome.

Just think about it for a moment.   There’s gotta be stories of acid, gun shots, bullfighting, you name it.  And where did the name “hotlips” come from.  And how disgusting is that anyway?

This dude’s awesome

Golf isn’t the most exciting sport in the world but it certainly deserves our respect.  Not many people in this world have the ability to go a round of 18 holes and finish with a score under 72.  From hitting the long drive to the precision of a chip shot,  Golf has it all.  I guess that’s why so many people play the sport as a hobby.

It just kind of feels like a game that you’re always striving to beat.  But along with every great game comes great humor.  Whether it’s a bear running onto the golf course or a female golfer scratching her tush, there’s plenty to grin at in the PGA.

Here’s a look at the light side of golf, in pictures

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I told you guys I was gonna stick with the big three.  And it looks like the formula of Field Hockey, Soccer, and Lacrosse has appeared to work for the second time in a row.  Not only that,  I didn’t even have to leave teams to do so.  You already saw the ladies from UNC’s soccer team.  Well today I’m bringing you UNC’s Field Hockey Squad.

Might as well go for the trifecta and hit up the lacrosse team too.  I love this squad.  Not only is it awesome that the field hockey girls party but it’s even better when the girl who is by far the hottest on the team is also the most “free.”  And by free I mean takes the lead on getting into troublesome photos.

This is a great squad and reminds me how much fun college used to be.  This just doesn’t happen in the real world.  At least not often enough and not with enough young girls.

UNC Field Hockey after the jump

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Click on the photo for more of Tila Tequila

Let’s face it team.  Tila Tequila is undeniably attractive.  There’s just no way around it.  I get the whole she looks a little gnomish thing but I don’t care.  She’s got a cute face and her body is pretty ridiculous.  Let’s just embrace the insanity.

More insanity at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Funbag

Another fine edition of hotties in the wild – [Doubleviking]

22 awesome ways to reboot classic TV shows – [Cracked]

Lisa Marie Varon is a hot girl with a hot job – [Asylum]

A play fight gone wrong knockout – [Break]

I forgot how hot Padma Lakshmi in lingerie is – [Cityrag]

Kathryn Arbenz makes my pants feel funny – [Sublime Blog]

Amy Green’s chest is magical – [DJ Mick]

Taking the tramp stamp to new highs and lows – [The Chive]

Bethany Marie likes to show off on the beach – [Gorillamask]

A dog named Halo is one hell of a pool player – [Brobible]

Ali Sonoma makes me all tingly inside – [Flisted]

The sexy sisters of sorority row – [Mademan]

The R Rated Brady Bunch is absolutely hilarious – [Epic Carnival]

What’s an immoral pleasure seeker? – [Cavemancircus]

Just in case you missed all the hump day hotties – [Funtasticus]

Check out who the latest featured model is – [Bullzeye]

Have you taken any retarded tests lately? – [Collegehumor]

This is how you break your back – [Tastybooze]

What Catholic girls school is all about – [Nextround]

Click on the photo for more of Gaelle Garcia Diaz

She’s Belgian of Spanish decent.  Quite the combo really.  Yeah well I think what lies just beneath her neck is the combo I was thinking of but whatever.  I’m just a complete pervert so what’s the difference anyway?

More great combos at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Portfolio

Back in April I brought you guys “15 houses that would be weird to own.”  And just the other day I stumbled across an article that talked about the world’s craziest homes.  It was a photo gallery that contained over 40 pictures.

I decided to trim the fat for you guys and slim it down to 10 house in particular that would be to say the least, odd to live in.

Enjoy the gallery after the jump

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