Anyone catch these two over the weekend?  First it’s Michael Jordan in giving what I would consider to be the most arrogant and spiteful acceptance/inductee “speech” I’ve ever seen.  First five minutes of it was half decent.  I mean you knew the guy was cocky, even a little funny at times.

But then?  Then Jordan goes on and on just bashing people and continuously trying to prove people wrong?  I mean what people are there to prove wrong dude?  You’ve been told you are the best player of all time like 7 million times.  Now you’re in the hall of fame.  What the hell else do you need buddy?

How about thanking your family instead of saying “I’d hate to be you?”  How about thanking your teammates other than just Scott Pippen?  I mean you don’t have to literally feel greatful but the class move is to be humble up there.  Thank people, not tell stories of your “fire” and what sparked it.  I mean mention the fire but for God’s sake be gracious up there.

And Serena Williams?  Whining about a foot fault?  Face it, Clijsters is back in tennis and I’m glad someone could challenge you.  Sit down, shut up, and take the loss.

Very poor weekend for these two.  They should be ashamed of themselves.

I feel like at this stage in life there’s not much room for “lessons” anymore.  I mean do I really feel like signing up for classes at this point?  I’ve been to school.  I have my education.  I don’t really have an inclination to take a wine class or learn how to do Yoga.  If I want to learn about something I’ll probably read about it.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m always interested in learning.  It’s just that at this point if I’m gonna spend my hard earned money on lessons in something I could at least be taught by a very attractive woman.  I’ll then feel like I’m getting my money’s worth.

And these 8 videos?  I’d say these lessons would be worth it.

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It’s been a long road for Arnold Schwarzenegger.  From working out in ice cold temperatures, to winning Mr. Olympia, to become an action star, to becoming the Governor of California, you don’t get a more diverse and awesome success story than Arnold’s.

But what I’m particularly impressed with are the Governor’s old days, before he was a movie star.  The guy absolutely loved chicks and showing off in front of them.  He was actually similar to his Conan character.

Plus he loved to party.  Any time the dude wasn’t bench pressing he was hitting on ladies and doing “other things.”

Here are 15 awesome old school pictures of Arnold

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Click on the photo for the 25 most Embarrassing Facebook Comments

Facebook is a great way to stay in touch with old friends and people who you normally would never be able to stay in touch with. Unfortunately for some, its incredibly public forum makes it a hot-bed for embarrassing comments.

More embarrassment at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Madness

Five horrific ways people have tried to discourage sex – [Cracked]

Sharing a bed is bad for your health – [Asylum]

Just what exactly is in that red bull can? – [Gunaxin]

Nothing’s better than goths on the beach – [Cityrag]

Pornstar Jenna Haze likes the bikini look – [The Grumpiest]

Ally Rivera is so hot that I can’t take it – [Flisted]

A Gallery on the wonders of what make up can do – [Funtasticus]

Burning Man 2009 looked pretty ridiculous – [The Chive]

A gallery of hot chicks picking up dog poop – [Totally Crap]

Lindsay Lohan is an artistic adviser – [DJ Mick]

It’s a candy bra! – [Attuworld]

“Getting it in the can” – [Bachelor Guy]

T-Pain Brings Auto-Tune to the iPhone – [Brobible]

The cleavage of Christie Campbell is absurd – [HGOM]

The Daily Female Objectification – [Blog of Hilarity]

Anna Kournikova looks fantastic in a sports bra – [Epic Carnival]

Six Typical kids you grew up with – [Collegehumor]

It’s the sensitivity stand-off – [Atom]

Who is your favorite television girlfriend? – [Bullzeye]

Backyard wrestling at its finest – [Nextround]

If this guy can get a job in this economy then we really need to get off our asses.

I must admit these guys have some pretty decent skills.  And while I really like the video, why the hell is it that nearly every basketball compilation video has to have ridiculous rap music?

“Make it rain on dem hoes?”  Come on man.  I’d have been just as happy with this video sans all this crappy music in my ears.  It’s fun enough to watch the trampoline dunks.  I don’t need “hoes” in my face.

Whatever.

Well at least that’s what it says in Kathy Eusse’s model mayhem profile.   Kathy is a 24-Year-Old model who lives in New York City.  You may have seen her in Maxim Magazine and that might be just about it.

But now that I know she’s in New York, it would appear that my mission for the rest of the year is to go completely stalker like and find this girl.  I say girl because even though she’s a “woman” I’m still 6 years her senior and it looks much cooler if I stalk a girl rather than a woman.

Am I going to jail for what I just wrote?  Guess I better keep that 500 ft distance from her like the courts ordered.

More of Kathy after the jump

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Click on the photo for more of Nichole Jackson

Anyone know who this Nichole Jackson is?  I’ve decided I’m going to not know anything until I dedicate a full post to her.  It’s not often you see a redhead that lies backwards in the sand with her cleavage saying a great big “hey!  come on over!”

More “hey! come on over!” girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Wash

Marisol Gonzalez is the international babe of my year – [Doubleviking]

Dirty Play taints Lingerie Football League – [Bustedcoverage]

The most ridiculous sex self-help books – [Cracked]

Hot chicks in black and white flicks – [COED Magazine]

In case you missed the best talent of the week – [Takeareport]

How a college library is really used – [Maxim]

14 Incredibly hot Japanese women you don’t know – [Gunaxin]

The most annoying people on your company softball team – [Holytaco]

Kate Beckinsale looks hot ALL the time – [NS4W]

This kid really hates the roller coaster – [Totally Crap]

Nawal Ayoub is one name you’ll want to know – [On205th]

Al Pacino is out of order – [Cityrag]

Jenna Haze chills by the beach – [Don Chavez]

Hottest reporter ever at FHM’s sexiest 100 – [Flabber]

Some cute chick Hilary in a silly video – [Collegehumor]

I’m going to have to go to Burning Man – [The Chive]

Giulia Olivetti is obscenely hot – [Sublime Blog]

The new Guiness 250 year stout – [Bullzeye]

The Abi Titmuss calendar looks awesome – [DJ Mick]

Click on the photo for more of the girl in the middle

The chick in the middle is Diana Russini who was once linked to ballplayer David Wright.  She’s currently a sideline reporter in Seattle.  She’s also on my watchlist for girls I’m going to stalk when I find out they’re in Manhattan.  Damn she’s hot.

More hotness at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Portfolio