I for one am not necessarily into the whole sexy tan line thing.   Let me rephrase that.  I’m not really into the naked chicks and tan line thing.  I always appreciate a good tan and I definitely think that tan vs. no tan is a no brainer.  A girl who is not even all that attractive but has a good tan and good body to me, has a much better shot at getting laid than a pretty girl who is white as snow.

I don’t know.  There’s just something about a naked tan body that looks weird.  Almost like wearing clothes without wearing clothes.  I actually kind of like the tan line look when the clothes are on.

But all the mystery is removed when the clothes come off.  Kind of disappointing.

But for all you dudes that dig the tan line clothes on,  this gallery is for you.

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I guess you could say us guys have it kind of easy.  My preparations for getting ready on a Saturday evening entail taking a shower, putting on a t-shirt and jeans, and maybe having to tie my shoelaces.  When I’m feeling really important I might wear a button down, possibly shave, or even put a tiny bit of gel in my hair.

But women?  Phew.  Thank God I’m not one of them.  The stuff these people go through just to get prepared to go out for a few hours is ridiculous.  And the funniest part is that if they don’t do this, guys like you and me will be 100% pissed because in all honestly the ladies won’t look as good.

Kind of a catch 22.  It’s annoying how long it takes for your woman to get ready.  You also do NOT want to see what goes on back there, yet we need these activities for attraction.

Here’s some of the crap you don’t want to see your lady doing to her face

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Click on the photo for more hot chicks with snakes

From Adam & Eve to Samuel L. Jackson, humans and snakes have had a contentious relationship. But throw on on a half-naked chick, and it changes everything. Instead of being creepy, haunting creatures feared by all, they’re a hot accessory that make the chick seem dangerous and extra sexy.

More hot chicks with stuff at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Wash

15 Most shameless photos that passed off as real – [Cracked]

Perla Pendenza is the international babe of the day – [Doubleviking]

Men in relationships love to lie – [Asylum]

When Jessica Burciaga does a photoshoot, I watch – [On205th]

Have you ever seen a redneck ninja? – [Gorillamask]

The greatest shames of five filmmakers – [Collegehumor]

25 Famous animated food mascots – [Gunaxin]

Check out the daily female objectification – [Blog of Hilarity]

The dude in the helmet is going to do something crazy – [Flabber]

Captain Kirk knows how to kiss a woman – [Attuworld]

Azita Joon is a reason to stay in the house a bit longer – [Flisted]

The hotties from MTV’s VMA awards – [Totally Crap]

Jessica Hart kind of gives me a you know… – [Sublime Blog]

10 Awesome blow ups in press conferences – [Brobible]

A bulldog smashes its head on the floor – [Break]

Chatting with Joe Frazier about stuff – [Bullzeye]

Blowing off Darth Vader is a very bad idea – [Mademan]

What happens when a hot girl tries to be a model – [Regretfulmorning]

Ah yes, memories of when hot chicks did stuff with bottles – [Funtasticus]

Click on the photo for more hotties in the wild

It would appear that our friends at Doubleviking have laid out yet another 15 pictures of girls that we’ll never know doing things that we’ll never do.  Well at least we won’t be doing them with these chicks.  For shame huh?  What a way to start my day.  Boooooo.

More unknown hotties at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Portfolio

So I was doing my usual photo browsing on Flickr the other day and I happened to come across what I’d consider to be a top 5 for worst groups on the photo sharing behemoth.    It was a little group called the “Birthday Party Club for Pets.”  Kind of makes you wonder doesn’t it?

Here’s what I wondered.  Think about how much energy it takes to actually go through with throwing a birthday party for a dog or cat.  Just ponder actually going out, buying clothes, party favors, a cake, the works.  Don’t these people realize that all the dog really wants to do is eat and take a dump on the rug?

I mean seriously, who are these people?  Who is this crowd?  What is their malfunction?  Pets are cool man.  There’s no doubt about that.  But birthday parties?  Really?

These pictures totally suck

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In case any of you missed this.  Child leashes are very useful.

A couple of things worth noting from Destiny Daniels:

Hi Everyone, My name is Destiny Daniels. I am brand spanking new to the business, only been modelling for a couple of months. I am embarking on a career in glamour, bikini, lingerie modelling, spokesmodelling and acting, the future is bright!

I am presently NOT looking to do any nude projects until my ducks are in a row with a company that starts with a letter P, implied nudity is the furthest Ill take it at this time

No nudity?  You have a tattoo the size of your arm and implants the size of coconuts and you do IMPLIED nudity?  Come on now Destiny.  Something tells me you could absolutely destroy me in about 5 seconds but the nipple can’t be exposed?

That is simply unacceptable.

More of Destiny after the jump

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For those of you who still watch Entourage, I’m pretty sure this guy models his entire life after the character Turtle.  When you really think about it, it’s not a terrible life if you’re in your early 20s.

Mooching of your friends, smoking pot all day, and being a little tubby.  But even in Entourage, Turtle is becoming discouraged by himself.  Perhaps this gentleman should feel the same way.

Drama!

From Reuters

German anatomists plan a new show dedicated solely to dead bodies having sex as part of the Body Worlds exhibitions.

Gunther von Hagens and his wife Angelina Whalley show corpses prepared using a technique invented by von Hagens called “plastination,” that removes water from specimens and preserves them with silicon rubber or epoxy resin.

“It’s not my intention to show certain sexual poses. My goal is really to show the anatomy and the function,” Body Worlds creative director Whalley told Reuters in an interview, adding the sex exhibition may open next year

Yeah right buddy!  Dude, you’re German and we know how Zee Germans are with all their poop and urine sex these days.  If you’re telling me you and your wife don’t get off on this stuff, then you’re a complete liar.

Zee Germans!