Recently, Hooters girls competed in the 2009 Hooters Swimsuit Pageant at the Broward Center for the Performing Arts in downtown Fort Lauderdale.  More than 130 women from across the world competed in the annual contest.

So this essentially gave all the men in the audience yet another reason to leave their significant others.  While it may have lead some men to stray it simply baffled me.  Why?  Oh I don’t know.  Where are all these incredibly hot women in my neighborhood?

Why is that I can go online and find 1000 hot chicks in five seconds and yet I don’t see many in person?  Is there a conspiracy I don’t know about?

Oh yeah, on a side note. 75% of these girls are hotter than any famous actress.  Just thought I’d point that out.

Hooters contest after the jump

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Is it me or should there be a site called “kidsgettingowned.com?”  I looked it up and there was no site.  If any of you decide to take on this venture I would appreciate a little credit for the idea.

In any event, if you take the factor of “child” out of it, these videos are incredibly funny.  If you allow yourself to just watch as if these things are cartoons, you’ll be incredibly amused.

If you let the sympathetic part of you take hold, then you might be a little upset.  Either way, I can guarantee you’ll be in awe when you see these 10 videos of children getting “pwned.”

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Click on the photo for more Jaime Bergman

Jaime Bergman is another blonde actress that spells her name like she’s Spanish so she sounds more exotic even though she’s from Utah. But, she is undeniably hot and talented. Getting her start as an actress on the show Son Of The Beach, she quickly went on to other projects, most notably Boa vs. Python.

More Python type girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Throwdown

Turns out that the song girls know the spread offense – [Bustedcoverage]

5 Ballsiest lies ever passed off in Journalism – [Cracked]

Taking showers can make you sick – [Asylum]

Another fine edition of hotties in the wild – [Doubleviking]

Hillary Fisher might be the hottest girl on the planet – [Gorillamask]

It’s like drudgereport, but much better – [Takeareport]

A collection of horrible 80′s dating videos – [Leenks]

Sexy WAG does a raunchy dance, gets fired – [Attuworld]

The inspector gadget theme song played on bottles – [Flabber]

15 Celebrity near ass tattoos – [Cityrag]

Girls reminding us why the South is awesome – [Gunaxin]

Check out the aftermath of a California prison riot – [DJ Mick]

Something that Kanye West SHOULD have done – [Mademan]

One of the best windows to any car ever – [Blog of Hilarity]

Watch Megan Fox kiss another chick – [Brobible]

Valerie Mason poses with a snake draped all over her – [Flisted]

Educated beauty Bianca Smith has to teach me things – [HGOM]

In case you missed the wonderful tushies of Tuesday – [Funtasticus]

Teri Hatcher did a triathalon – [Epic Carnival]

Click on the photo to see more hot sexy yoga poses

Watching female flexibility is a wonderful thing.  It’s even more wonderful when the female is actually attractive.  I mean sure you see 4 foot tall gymnasts do this stuff, but when it’s a blond, busty gal?  Well then Yoga takes on a new meaning.

More girls I want to do Yoga at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Portfolio

From Cakeheadlovesevil

Paint them white and these amazing structures remind me strongly of something you would see in Star Wars…

The Maunsell Army Sea Forts are possibly the only valid reason I can think of to visit Shoeburyness East where they can be seen from boat, or beach on a clear day. I love them – I guess in much the same way I find Dungeness (and it’s mini steam train) appealing. They are also one of my favorite pieces of architecture

And while I think that “Cakehead Loves Evil” is quite an interesting name for a website, I can’t disagree with the guy.  Some of this stuff does look an awful lot like Star Wars buildings, weapons, etc etc.

Check it out pictures and a video after the jump

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The guy who did this jump ended up breaking his collar bone.   The guy actually looks like he’s kind of chill coming down the mountain.

I tell ya I really don’t like snow.  Can’t imagine what that fall would feel like.

It doesn’t get much better than the Brazilian and Italian mix that is Fernanda Ferrari.  Fernanda is a model and she’s 6 feet tall.  Let me say that again.  This woman is 6 feet tall.  That’s about the best thing I’ve heard all week.

I just couldn’t imagine standing head to head with a woman of this caliber who also happens to sport the last name of one of best pieces of auto machinery on the planet.

There’s nothing but greatness here with Fernanda.  What a ride.

More of Ferrari after the jump

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Generally when I think of DJ’s I usually picture sort of interesting rap or techno people.  They have their own style and in most of their own ways are pretty cool.  Well this DJ Franky guy happens to do techno but rather than be cool in his own way, he looks kind of creepy to me.

Like I wouldn’t put it past this guy to stalk people he met at the club he was spinning at.  I don’t know ladies, be careful about this guy.

Franklin!

I’m a guy and it’s impossible not to say that Tom Brady is an absolute dream.  Guy sits out for 53 weeks and comes out to throw for 378 yards on 39 completions in what might go down as the best game of the year.

What does he do next?  He completely dissed Suzy Kolber.  It was incredibly awesome.

All that and he’s married to a supermodel and will have a ridiculous good looking kid.   “I can’t hear what you’re saying.”

Jesus I’m writing all this and I’m a Giants fan.  Still though, you gotta respect the guy.