When I look at this picture I can’t help but to remember the Seinfeld episode where George is going for the “trifecta.”  He attempts to have sex, then take a bite of a sandwich, while also trying to watch the ball game on a mini television.  While this scenario is extremely difficult to pull off, it’s still fun to imagine.

Naturally when you take two things you love and combine them, there’s potential for greatness…. unless you combine taking a dump with sex.  Though some people like that and that absolutely disgusts me.

However, here I’m referring to big sandwiches and hot chicks shoving them in their mouths.

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We as humans imagine scenarios in our heads and have conversations about if things were different in our lives.  For example we’ve all had the debate about which you’d rather be:  blind or deaf.  And when you see folks without limbs you try to imagine how these people feel and how they function.  It’s a natural reaction and debate to have.

Well I just came across some amazing people who not only moved on, but make the absolute best of their circumstances.  It’s truly inspirational.  So the next time you are sitting on your ass and can’t make it to the gym because Beverly Hills 90210 reruns are on, think of these nine people.

Here are nine people who do amazing things without the use of their arms.

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Click on the photo for news about breast augmentation

A new breast-enlargement technique will use excess fat from the thighs and stomach.  The procedure will be available to the public next year and cost around $12,000. Beyond dealing with two problem areas at once, doctors believe it will result in less of the scarring and none of the hardening associated with traditional breast augmentation.  Hooray!

More hard breasts at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Funbag

What would happen if video games were realistic? – [Cracked]

Leonor Varela certain awakens me this morning – [The Chive]

Check out some of the hottest girls of your youth – [Usemycomputer]

Giana Albertoni is a sexy Brazilian in a bikini – [DJ Mick]

Just in case you don’t know what a batdog is – [Totally Crap]

Four awkard moments in facebook “likes” – [Collegehumor]

Megan Fox looked damn good in Rolling Stone – [NS4W]

Nothing can stop the Johnson family portrait – [Nextround]

Jennifer Aniston wears a see through dress – [Cityrag]

Kayti Currington is quite seductive looking – [Flisted]

An Amazing look inside the Great Barrier reef – [Attuworld]

The hottest news reporter ever is playing with a gun – [Flabber]

Save the boobs:  This is the best PSA ever – [Break]

Sexy slut Alison Brie makes men go mad – [Atom]

It would be fun to own a Lamborghini bed – [On205th]

How to burn your house down in 30 seconds – [Tastybooze]

Jennifer Hernandez is just about perfect – [Mentag]

It’s a very large woman vs. a mechanical bull – [Gorillamask]

Camilla Belle looked quite nice at the US Open – [Epic Carnival]

Click on the photo for Shakira dancing and more

Juan Martin del Potro may have won the U.S. Open, but I am ignoring what happened on the court and declaring Rafael Nadal the real winner. That’s what happens when you are outed in the New York Post for having a flirtatious, late-night conversation with Shakira.

More late night girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Portfolio

I have to say that I’m not a big fan of these completely odd Snickers campaigns that are all over the place.  You see a billboard standing somewhere and there’s this stupidly spelled word.  I mean I get that it’s the Snickers logo but what is the actual point of this?

I suppose if the point is “we don’t give a rat’s ass what you think, just buy our candy” then this campaign is genius.  If they’re actually trying to say something then screw them.

Which is why this latest batch of campaign work is just disturbing

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I cannot even begin to tell you how happy this video makes me feel.  For once these schmucks that act tough get exactly what they deserve.  Going around trying to be a badass is eventually going to catch up with you.

Might has well be in the middle of a convenience store with a bunch of angry patrons.

From Sonya Lee Summers herself:

DO NOT TRY TO CONTACT ME BY LEAVING A TAG!!!  If you are interested in working with me please message me here.  I believe that in order to capture the perfect picture, both the model and the photographer must work together as a team.

Here are my beliefs Sonya.

“With a push up bra you could actually have a nice rack of lamb up there.”
“Moisture is the essence of wetness.”
“Blue Steel”

More of Sonya after the jump

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Honestly there’s just no other way to put it.  Classic use of the number 3 to represent the letter “e” here.   OK that pisses me off enough in itself.

Then the kid goes out and gets a faux mohawk.  Dude, have the balls to shave the sides and have a real one.  Otherwise, stop pretending.

And lastly, the sideways picture?  What does that mean?  No chance this kid has even a hint of cool in him

Gerber!

I think that whenever I can’t find something to write about there’s always at least something to see.  So from time to time I think I’ll have this “random pictures worth captioning” be a running series.

I know you’ll enjoy it kids.

So here goes….

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