Just do something right now.  Block off the hardcore insanity metal music.  We all know this comes with the territory in skateboarding videos.  But if you can step back for a moment and appreciate how ridiculous Tony Hawk is, then you’ll enjoy this video.

If you included skaters as athletes (which I do) then Tony Hawk has to go down as one of the best athletes in sports history does he not?  Think about it.

A guy at Plunderguide had this to say about Amber Marie Mekush

Amber Marie Mekush is one of those models you’d feel sad for not trying to pick them up and when you get back to your pad, you’ll just lie down and regret the rest of your life for not having her beside you that night

I think I disagree with this.  I wouldn’t have the balls to go up to Amber.  In fact now I get to have her in my dreams for the rest of my life while I’m married so it’s not all that bad.

Plus, I don’t get intimidated by women.  I’m smarter than pretty much all of them.

More of Amber after the jump

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Click on the photo to see Sherri Gulley in less clothing

Is everyone set for this weekend?  I just want to wish all my fellow countrymen a happy and healthy Rosh Hashanah.  As I cook the Matzoh Ball soup and eat the brisket I am reminded of all that is good in this world.  Mazel Tov!

Hot Jewish girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Wash

The most awkward morning after ever – [Cracked]

25 Girls that you probably know from the screen – [Holy Taco]

Annalisa Tonisson is the international hottie – [Doubleviking]When people make normal pictures really funny – [The Chive]

Katie Ryckman is the bees knees of Lingerie Football – [Busted Coverage]

Whale Tail is another word for sexy thong watching – [COED Magazine]

Olivia Wilde looked really hot in GQ this time – [On 205th]

A Message from the Father of August – [Totally Crap]

Ron Jeremy doing male enhancement sales in gator uni – [Blog of Hilarity]

The sexy babes of Oktober Fest – [DJ Mick]

A concussion won’t stop this break dancer – [Don Chavez]

Can someone tell me what the hell this is? – [Attuworld]

Obama healthcare rally is about to get awesome – [Nextround]

It’s the Kanye West apology generator – [The Bachelor Guy]

50 Cent appears on “Rachael Ray” which is funny – [Flisted]

You can’t hump this – [Cityrag]

Pictures of hurrican Ike a year later – [Funtasticus]

Rihanna wearing a see through shirt – [NS4W]

Maxim’s all time naughtiest hottie videos – [Maxim]

Click on the photo for more sexy super spring break girls

It might be September but it’s Spring Break all year around for me.  Well at least when I look at pictures of chicks in barely any clothing.  Man whoever invented Spring Break is a genius.  And whoever invented implants is a God.

More implants at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Portfolio

Since this morning I brought you hot chicks and really big sandwiches, I figured it would be nice to close out the day having that “food” theme.   I love food.  I absolutely love to eat.  Eating is simply a delight and there’s almost no better relief than finally taking a bit of something after you are starving.

And yet at the same time, eating can make you nauseous.  Eating can make you never want to eat again.  Part of the nausea comes from looking at and tasting foods that are simply “weird.”

Check out this gallery of weird sandwiches.

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This might be the dumbest gameshow moment I’ve ever seen.   Actually it is.  I don’t even think this is debatable.

At least that’s who I think Sophie Turner is.  I came across her at Gorillamask, did an internet search and found basically nothing.  How a woman this attractive slipped through the cracks so as not to have anything written about her makes very little sense to me.

Especially when you have a rack that Sophie does.  Word is that Sophie began her career on the Network Ten’s ‘Search for a Supermodel’ (Australia) in 2000-2001, and moved on to model for Ford Models in US.

Well wherever you are Sophie, you deserve a place in my heart and multiple appearances here on Uncoached.

More of Ms. Turner after the jump

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Not only does Joe go slow, but the guy hangs out with utter toolbags.   And the thing is that Joe actually looks somewhat normal.  The dude wears glasses, you see him in front of his computer and all.

Then he takes a muscle picture with three other guys who should not be taking their shirts off.  What the hell am I talking about?  Of course a tool would be a on a computer and glasses doesn’t make a dude cool.

Wearing a sideways Yankees hat that doesn’t even sport the real team colors?  Toolish.

Go faster Joe

From Reuters

Authorities in the western German city of Gelsenkirchen accidentally advertised porn among the services on offer for residents on its website.

“It was a mistake,” said a spokesman for the city authorities Tuesday. “There was never any intention of the city providing pornography as a service.”

The administrative error arose when an employee compiling the list thought that brothel owners might type “porn” into the search box to find out about the city’s sex tax, he added.

Accident huh?  Just like when porn gets aired on a sports channel.  Or when a piece of clothin mysteriously comes off to expose a nipple.  Come on guys.  Some dude in the tech department is laughing his ass off right now.

This stuff doesn’t happen by accident.  We just happen to offer porn services to our city?  Give me a break.

Zee Germans