Sep 30 2009
Anyone here ever been to a NASCAR or Indy 500 race? While many people hype them up as being amazing events to go to, let me share the truth. They are amazing in terms of seeing all the white trash in America. They are amazing in terms of the first 30 seconds. Yes, it’s pretty cool to hear the roar of the engines.
But honestly after the first 30 seconds it’s just loud noise pollution and you realize it’s cars driving in circles for a few hours. The only real reason to watch is if there’s a crash. And to me that’s a little twisted. Who actually wants people to get hurt? And yet it’s the only redeeming thing to watch in a race.
In any event, here’s what these races look like from a few thousand miles away.
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