This guy calls himself the model dater.  And all of his pictures, comments are what I assume to be some kind of instruction manual on who this guy actually is.

As if he’s this dude that dates a lot and breaks tons of young philly hearts.  Really?  Is that who you are pal?  Or are you the guy that goes around messaging every single female’s Myspace Profile hoping that one of them bites?

Because I know for a fact that’s exactly what you do.

Heart breaker my ass