You know what?  I don’t even think I can make fun of this kid.  I feel like he’s just a lost soul.  A child with no direction whose let all the Myspace Toolboxes of the world take hold of him.

And you know something?  I don’t blame the little guy.  You see these girls with silver lipstick, short skirts, and beers in their hand messing around with other dudes with spiked hair, earrings and chains.  So naturally your inclination is to be one of these guys.

It’s a vicious cycle Lombardi.