Sep 22 2009
The Myspace Toolbox: Mr. Exxotic Beatstock

Well at least this guy has the decency to write a comment like “LOL, dam I need a girlfriend.” But what I don’t understand is how the hell you can’t figure out that maybe it’s the fact that you dress up your own dog like a Myspace Toolbox and taking pictures of yourself with a hairdryer that might be part of the problem?
I don’t know man, those are just two possible reasons. I could be wrong. Maybe it’s the sucking on lollipop photos or writing in all capital letters and not know how to spell.
I think another six years of elementary school would help
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If he just tells the truth and changes it to “LOL, dam I need a boyfriend” . . . . . . . problem solved.