Sep 22 2009

Let’s Get Those Clocks set on 13-Year-Old Blogger Tavi Gevinson

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Tavi Gevinson

Yeah I’d hit it in 2014

At the tender age of 13, it appears Tavi Gevinson has become the new darling of the fashion industry.

The elfin teenager, who has amassed an impressive following of 4million readers with her blog Style Rookie, has been busy rubbing noses with the fashion elite and gracing covers of magazines.

While her schoolmates struggle with maths and chemistry, blogger Tavi was recently whisked off to the glamourous tents of Bryant Park for front row seats at New York Fashion Week.

I’d like to give a big warm round of congratulations to the fashion industry.  You’ve managed to find a new way to completely disgust me.  Not only have you found a way to make the public think that girls who weigh 6 lbs and have freckly weird faces are “sexy,” but you’ve sunk to new lows in exploiting a 13-year-old who knows how use Blogspot.

Oh and by the way.  I was just kidding about setting the old “wait until she’s 18 clock” on Tami.  By the time Tami is 18 she will undoubtedly be addicted to cocaine, on valium, and will have completely sexually confused herself from being surround by so many gay men and models who kiss other models to get ahead.





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