Sep 17 2009
The Hooters Swim Pageant in Ft. Lauderdale was Ridiculous

Recently, Hooters girls competed in the 2009 Hooters Swimsuit Pageant at the Broward Center for the Performing Arts in downtown Fort Lauderdale. More than 130 women from across the world competed in the annual contest.
So this essentially gave all the men in the audience yet another reason to leave their significant others. While it may have lead some men to stray it simply baffled me. Why? Oh I don’t know. Where are all these incredibly hot women in my neighborhood?
Why is that I can go online and find 1000 hot chicks in five seconds and yet I don’t see many in person? Is there a conspiracy I don’t know about?
Oh yeah, on a side note. 75% of these girls are hotter than any famous actress. Just thought I’d point that out.
Hooters contest after the jump

Why hello to you too!

I don’t know what to think of those abs. I just know I should probably have them and not here.
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I agree. LOL I was in a Hooters commercial last month and they are pretty attractive. However, what surprised me was that not all..though some did..lived up to the stereotype. I actually had intelligent conversation with a couple of the girls.
They gave me some great ideas for my blog regarding how to win in a beauty pageant. Good girls over all.
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