Sep 16 2009
I guess you could say us guys have it kind of easy. My preparations for getting ready on a Saturday evening entail taking a shower, putting on a t-shirt and jeans, and maybe having to tie my shoelaces. When I’m feeling really important I might wear a button down, possibly shave, or even put a tiny bit of gel in my hair.
But women? Phew. Thank God I’m not one of them. The stuff these people go through just to get prepared to go out for a few hours is ridiculous. And the funniest part is that if they don’t do this, guys like you and me will be 100% pissed because in all honestly the ladies won’t look as good.
Kind of a catch 22. It’s annoying how long it takes for your woman to get ready. You also do NOT want to see what goes on back there, yet we need these activities for attraction.
Here’s some of the crap you don’t want to see your lady doing to her face
Whenever possible, try to avoid watching your women do her Nair routine. Thankfully my wife covers up and is completely ashamed if I’m within 10 feet of her when she’s applying this stuff.
This literally looks like something out of Clockwork Orange. Thankfully it’s not squeezing her eyeball out of the socket. This thing is used to curl eyelashes. Still though. I’ll bet you can do some damage with that instrument.
Every time I see a picture like this I want to vomit.
Plucking the eyebrows. It’s definitely painful but necessary.
It’s really never a fun moment when you catch your woman looking like this. I don’t care how hot they are, they look really ugly when applying eyeshadow. It’s unavoidable.
Yeah this makes sense. Facial masks. I’d only prefer my own brand of facial thank you very much.
Again. Ugly faces when applying makeup.
No clue what this is but I’m going to puke anyway.
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