Well at least that’s what it says in Kathy Eusse’s model mayhem profile.   Kathy is a 24-Year-Old model who lives in New York City.  You may have seen her in Maxim Magazine and that might be just about it.

But now that I know she’s in New York, it would appear that my mission for the rest of the year is to go completely stalker like and find this girl.  I say girl because even though she’s a “woman” I’m still 6 years her senior and it looks much cooler if I stalk a girl rather than a woman.

Am I going to jail for what I just wrote?  Guess I better keep that 500 ft distance from her like the courts ordered.

More of Kathy after the jump