Sep 01 2009
An All-Star Selection of 20 Inebriated MLB Players

I’m as big a fan of Major League Baseball as the next guy. It’s strange because I’m now older than more than half the league’s players yet you can help still look up to some of these guys. Sometimes I think to myself, “how am I possibly older by Albert Pujols? It’s just weird. I guess that’s why it’s an ageless sport.
And as much as some of us look up to these guys on the field, some of the players are certainly worth a mention off the field as well. They may hit bombs and strike people out at an incredible rate, but remember most of these guys are kids.
They can drink, party, and get chicks with the best of them. Some of these pictures you might have seen, and some you may not have.
Here is a great selection of 20 inebriated MLB players.
*The last picture is definitely worth it.
Russell Branyan’s Hair is Amazing

The Giambino!

Brad Ausmus trying to look tough

Peavy and Jager

Eric Byrnes Sideview

Zach Duke, A True Pirate

Giambi deserved two spots

AJ and his jello shots

Bronson Arroyo gets ridiculous chicks

Dustin Pedroia manning the bar

Manny - we know

Big Papi in a sandwich

Ryan Dempster not quite sure what he’s gonna do

Al Leiter remains competitive

JJ Hardy looks like a loser here

Youkilis! No wonder the guy now has facial hair

Sidney Ponson. He’s a baseball player?

Jetes

Lincecum doing the Cy Young Shuffle

I Had to Put this in Here

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