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I’m sitting here.  I’m alone.  I look out the window and see that it’s raining.  But I know that somewhere very far away are two young girls taking shots.  They are drunk.  And they are kissing each other on purpose for a guy like me.  I now know all is right in the world.

All is also right at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Portfolio

So what do you do if you’re aspiring for your child to be a rodeo star?  Why you start em off young.  Hell you can even enter them into the Arapahoe County Fair’s sheep riding contest if you’d like.  I’m sure this is what five year olds want to do.

Saddle up onto a scared sheep and let all the adults see who can hold on the longest.  I feel like this is real deep south child rearing.  It’s kind of like throwing 6 small kids into a lake who can’t swim and just leaving them there to see who can make it out alive.

Are parents really serious letting their kids do this stuff?  You have to be kidding me.

Check out these photos

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I have no words.

So yeah, I don’t know if Gyulai Viktoria reads like “Julie” or what.  In face I’m gonna ramble so much here because I know nothing about this woman that it’s not even funny.  She’s Hungarian and posed for the Hungarian FHM, once.

Well alrighty then!  That’s about all the time we have for today.  Do I bother mentioning I would completely have sex with this woman given that my wife is definitely reading this?

Oh it’s all in good fun dear.  Relax.  Don’t do it.  Let your body step to it.

More of Gyulai after the jump

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Alright.  Here’s what I’m gonna do for you Ant.  I’m gonna go ahead and actually side with you on something.  I find it perfectly OK to set a goal for yourself.  And if that goal is getting into shape then you do what you have to in order to achieve the goal.  If it means taking pictures of yourself and charting progress then so be it.

But where I draw the line is when you take those pictures, all at least 100 of them, and paste them right into your Myspace page.  Oh that and putting in another 100 completely awful toolbox shots.  Come on buddy.  Do us a favor.  One picture please.

Thanks Ant.

I’ve brought you 20 Hollywood hotties over the age of 40.  And I said that I’d bring you the same with women over 50.  Well, here we go.   When you’re talking about a woman in her 40′s she still has a chance at being really sexy.  When you think about it, 40 isn’t all that old.  I would say at 45 things start to change.

So when you’re talking about a woman who is 50 and has menopause on her schedule, to remain attractive and keep some qualities she had nearly 20 years ago, you’re moving into miracle territory.

Here are 25 women in Hollywood who are amazingly hot for being over 50 years old.

*I refused to put Kim Cattrall in here out of spite.

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Every profession in America has its mistakes.  Writers for newspapers don’t always get their facts straight.  I make typos (or rather I’m too lazy to spellcheck) all the time.  Hell, even doctors sometimes drop the ball.  We’re all guilty of not being perfect.

So while we see rockstars and rappers emulated in somewhat of a high regard, that doesn’t mean of the hundreds of concerts they’ve performed that mistakes don’t happen.  The mistakes I’m referring to are more of the falling off the stage kind.  It’s always fun to watch someone really famous do something extremely “human.”

Here are 10 famous musicians falling on stage videos

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Click on the photo for the battle of Cuervo vs. Patrol Girls

I think this is one of those battles where everyone wins don’t you?  Let’s face it, I couldn’t care less what alcohol I’m getting drunk off of when there’s about 15 hot chicks in biknis battling it out in volleyball.  But I guess it’s as good a debate as any.

More hot bikinis at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Madness

The rules of sexy starlet nudity – [Cracked]

I think BMX Nut Buster speaks for itself – [Totally Crap]

Have you seen how hot Carley Lynn is? – [Gorillamask]

The douchiest thing you’ll see all day – [Warming Glow]

Knockout punch leads to soccer brawl – [Break]

Tall men earn more money than short men – [Asylum]

This is by far the worst movie ending ever – [Manofest]

American Idol bikini girl at the beach in little clothes – [NS4W]

Twelve golden TV Sex moments – [FHM]

In case you missed the ridiculous wedding entrance video – [Popcrunch]

Bianca Gascoigne decides to heat up the beach – [Don Chavez]

Another sexy episode of backshift babes – [DJ Mick]

The 10 greatest screaming lines in movie history – [Attuworld]

What the hell are animal pool trespassers? – [Cityrag]

How to handle the “fake fighter” – [Spike]

Eh, sure I’ll take a little Bar Refaeli – [Flisted]

Why drinking in the 80s was awesome – [Maxim]

The seven professors you’ll have in college – [Collegehumor]

An Outdoor beer fridge, literally – [Tastybooze]

This guy is an awful lot like Hitler – [Blog of Hilarity]

Pretty tough to argue with this one.