Let’s face it.  Milk is sexy.  Why?  It’s not because of the potassium and it’s not because you need it for strong bones.  It’s because it is manufactured inside breasts.  Another reason it’s sexy?  It’s wet.  Anything that is wet is sexy.  I mean as long as it’s streaming down a hot chick’s leg or something.

And dare I say the milky substance reminds us of another substance that has to do with sex?  Lube?  No.  You all know.  Think about it though.  Why do you think they have hot chicks in Milk ads these days?  Milk mustaches?  Those are not a coincidence.

Hell even PETA is getting into the act.

Check out the sexiest commercials pertaining to milk

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Some of you may wonder what the hell I’m doing writing an article on just one man.  Well, I’m secure enough in my manhood to realize when a man is a complete stud.  And David Beckham?  If I were gay and had an opportunity to get with this guy I would probably run through six miles of sh*t smelling foul you couldn’t possibly imagine.

But oddly enough, Mr. Beckham wasn’t always this studly.  In fact he kind of looked like a gawky kid back in the early 90s. Actually, to tell you the truth I even see a little Christian Bale in there.   The moral of the story?

Sometimes a woman can have a profound effect on a guy.  If you’ll notice, it was around 1998 when the dude became a sex symbol.  No surprise that he started dating a Spice Girl around these years.

So here is the chronological David Beckham turned stud photo archive courtesy of Sports Illustrated

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Click on the photo to see Megan Fox’s sexiest photoshoots

If you think about it, most of her fame has been built on appearing in magazines in next to nothing.  So to celebrate that bit of awesomeness COED has shared a bit of those photoshoot magical moments.

More magic at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Throwdown

Even Eminem would cringe at these old school songs – [Cracked]

Another fine edition of hotties in the wild – [Doubleviking]

I’m definitely into Rachael Ray sexy pictures – [Holytaco]

A picture supporting why pigtails kick ass – [Cavemancircus]

Good God Sofia Vergara is attractive – [Attuworld]

The Sexiest wives and girlfriends of NASCAR – [Maxim]

Big Time fail at impressing the ladies – [Break]

10 interesting phobias for the twenty first century – [Asylum]

Angie is the latest featured model I want to carouse – [Bullzeye]

This is a beer bong picture worth looking at – [HGOM]

Kristin Kreuk bikini candids in Morocco – [NS4W]

Check out how eggs just became really sexy – [Blog of Hilarity]

George Clooney’s Topless girlfriend, period – [Cityrag]

The tales of the fake Megan Foxes- [Flisted]

Christina Hendricks looking busty in Esquire – [Don Chavez]

How about having a hot 3D Lapdance on your desk? – [DJ Mick]

The top 10 worst sports logos – [Epic Carnival]

Sophie Turner definitely spins me around – [Gorillamask]

Irina Voronina is Russian Gold – [Funtasticus]

Click on the photo for a gallery of sexy twins

If there’s one thing you should like more than a really hot girl, it’s another really girl hot girl that looks exactly like her.  Makes perfect sense I think.  Man I’d love to see these two kiss, for a very long time.

More girls that need doubles at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Portfolio

I always kid with my wife and ask her if she’d still be with me if only a few things were different about me.  So I’ll proceed to pull my nose up, or I’ll pop out my ears.  And amazingly enough she’ll say “I doubt I would have been interested in you if you had those abnormalities.”  But sometimes that’s all it takes.  One little screw up.

Same thing for animals.  I wonder if they play these silly games.  But it must be pretty tough if you’re the animal that actually has these abnormalities.  Sure, evolution put these things in there for good reason.

That however, doesn’t change the fact that these animals are extremely ugly…..

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OK, not only is this joke awesome but come on.  Eddie Murphy was wearing an entirely red leather outfit.  P.S. his jacket is completely open and he has a fantastic necklace.

I would pay to see him do one more good standup routine like this in a very similar outfit.

I think it’s safe to say that many people would agree with me.

From her Model Mayhem profile:

I am a young, fresh, ambitious, educated woman that loves playing ALL sports, travelling, and generally being outdoors. Although modeling is only a hobby of mine right now, I am constantly learning and developing new techniques in hopes that modeling can become my full time focus.

Let’s focus on the young, fresh, and ambitious.  Just how ambitious?  Ambitious enough to have a little alone time to discuss your dreams?  Because I’d be more than happy to set up an appointment that would only take a few minutes Ms. Rose.

What a cutie huh?  She’s got the kind of face I could stare at for days.  Eh? Eh? Eh?

More of Santana after the jump

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So not only does this dude post a picture of him and his woman kissing, he’s got the mushroom head look.  When you’ve got those two working in tandem you know you’ve got super douche written all over you.

This is definitely the kind of guy who realizes that he’s not particularly good looking so he makes a conscious effort to inform people that he’s actually getting laid.

Congratulations dude, we’re all very proud.

Mushrooms!

As everyone already knows by now, Plaxico Burress has been indicted by a grand jury.   But I’d like to take a moment to make a completely non informed judgment on the man.

Please keep in mind that I do not know Plaxico at all.  This is strictly from what I’ve read and gathered.  It’s kind of like Michael Vick.  You don’t exactly have to know him to know he’s not the greatest guy in the world.

Plaxico?  The man just isn’t a good seed.  If you’re carrying a gun for any other reason than being a cop, security guard, soldier or are from the south and go hunting, then you’re probably a shady if not bad dude.

Unless you are being stalked every single day and have had multiple incidents where a gun is 100% necessary then why have one?  Burress said for protection.   Against what exactly?  Anyway, I’m bored

Find out what Plaxico’s reaction will be if and when he gets to play in the NFL again after jump

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