Aug 10 2009
Click on the photo for more of Brandi Hofmeister
This cheeky brunette stunner is 23-year-old bikini and glamour model, Brandi Hofmeister. The all-American, Indianapolis, Indiana native has only been modeling for a relatively short amount of time. But a smokeshow this hot can’t stay hidden for long.
More cheeky chicks at Uncoached’s Facebook Group
The Portfolio
Aug 10 2009
When you run a business or even represent a business it’s best to represent that business in the most professional way possible. Well I’d argue that professional doesn’t have much to do with it. I think you should be represented in the most appropriate way possible. At least that’s what some business owners think.
And one of the best representations of a business is the business card. Have I used the word “business” enough by the way? Anyway, rather than handing out the plain old white boring piece of crap, why not be creative?
Well these 15 guys certainly were
Aug 10 2009
Go to minute 2:30 and watch the sequence from there. One. Check out the outfit. I only wish I could pull of wearing shorts like that in 2009. Two, the guy gets laid THAT day. And finally…
This entire clip absolutely rules. Danson gets slapped in the face after kicking a girl out. Guttenberg is a loser. The apartment rules. I forgot how awesome Three Men and a Baby is. Plus it was directed by Leonard Nimoy.
Am I getting old or something?
Aug 10 2009
Perhaps you read my post earlier on sexy foreign TV hosts. If you did then you’d see I mentioned the name Sara Varone. Varone is one of the game show goddesses on the hit Italian program Buona Domenica.
Gee I wonder why the program is a hit. Could it be because Varone goes fake surfing with her blasts bouncing up and down? Could it be that she had a wardrobe “malfunction” on the show? I wonder what it could be!
Yeah well, while I keep trying to figure it all out, let’s just take a step back and realize that Varone is one of, if not the hottest woman on Italian TV.
More of Varone after the jump
Aug 10 2009
Ehhhhh, maybe I spoke to quickly. At first I thought nicknaming yourself Goomba Goomz might be a way to poke fun at your heritage. Now I’m getting the feeling that not only is Goomba trying extra hard to portray his Goombness, but he’s extremely proud of it.
Well, at least there’s a contingency of chicks that like this stuff. Unfortunately for us dudes, many of these chicks are pretty cute. Fortunately for us, they’re all morons and wouldn’t give us time a day so we’ll never have to deal with them.
At least I keep telling myself that.
Goomz!
Aug 10 2009
As I watched the Mets game yesterday I couldn’t help but turn off the game within 30 seconds because of the monstrosity that is the San Diego Padres home Sunday uniforms.
I read this in Wiki Answers
Major League Baseball has granted the Padres the right to wear the camo uniforms whenever they want, according to a local SD newscast. The Padres will wear them for military-related games. FYI, the starting pitcher decides which uniform will be worn on game day
In addition, apparently the Padres wear these uniforms every Sunday home game.
Well I think I speak for everyone in saying that if there’s one good reason to stop the war in Iraq it would be to prevent these pitiful jerseys from ever being worn again.
I mean is it so hard to come up with something new? You don’t HAVE to wear camouflage to honor troops. How about red, white, and blue? How about just army fatigue style?
I’m secretly convinced the brass in San Diego wants this criticism for the attention. I can’t see any other reason for these abominations of uniforms to be allowed on the field.
Aug 10 2009
It’s not that I don’t like watching Ellen or Oprah. Hey they’re great women and it’s wonderful way to spend my lunch break. OK, actually it’s not. While I think Ellen Degeneres is pretty funny, Oprah naturally makes me want to vomit. Not because her show is so bad but because it’s just too much damned estrogen packed into one show.
And quite honestly, do we have ONE hot television host? And I mean like full on host. Not one that just does 30 second bits on sports networks. If we do, then it’s very very little.
But overseas? Over there you see hot TV hosts by the bunch. I tell ya I’d watch Oprah in a heart beat if she even looked a tenth as good as Sara Varone.
Good lord, here are the 10 hottest foreign TV hosts (with video)
Aug 10 2009
It’s been a while since I’ve posted anything in the demotivational poster genre. In fact the last time I did was nearly a year ago. I guess it’s because like many things on the internet, it’s a fad. When you see enough of these things you eventually get tired out. Well unless of course it’s one of those sexy motivational posters. That’s a different story entirely.
Recently however, I came across a group of over 50 demotivationals pertaining to the auto industry. While most of them were kind of dumb I did find a nice handful to be pretty funny.
Enjoy this funny collection of demotivational car posters
Aug 10 2009
Click on the title to see if you have what it takes to title porn
You may think that coming up with names to ridiculous porn movies is easy. But some of these guys spend hours, days, weeks coming up with the brilliant puns that you see on titles today.
More puns at Uncoached’s Facebook Group
The Madness
It’s the Mario and Princess Sex Tape – [Collegehumor]
An incredibly unexpected divorce hearing entrance – [Break]
The cost of a child is exactly $221,000 – [Asylum]
Arianny Celeste reminds us why MMA rules – [Maxim]
Five disgusting habits (and why you do them) – [Gunaxin]
It’s the battle of Gina Carano vs. Satan – [On205th]
Who is your favorite TV Girlfriend? – [Bullzeye]
Wow! Lady Gaga is a Hermaphrodite? – [Attuworld]
The best links you missed over the weekend – [ILovebacon]
Cindy Crawford on a boat in her bikini – [Don Chavez]
It’s the third edition of funny and bizarre signs – [DJ Mick]
Ashley Tisdale topless bikini pictures – [The Grumpiest]
Ashley Olson shows us her undies – [Cityrag]
The personalized prank porn DVD Case – [Flisted]
This is a great “I Hate my Job” rant – [Cavemancircus]
The Best collection of British hotties – [Nuts]
A tribute to skirts that are too short – [Bugehoobs]
It’s the tenga egg masturbators – [NS4W]
