I always have to start with this preface:  by no means am I suggesting it’s wrong to be gay.  This is the same thing as if a gay person were to write an article about other gay people suggesting they were straight.  And we all know that in the media, many forms of cartoons have been argued to be fronts for gay writers to express homosexuality.

Look folks, if you don’t see homosexual undertones in Sponge Bob Squarepants, then you’re in the dark.  And if you want to go back further, watch about 20 seconds of any He-Man episode and you’ll understand.

But Sesame Street?  Is it possible that Bert and Ernie are gay?

Well these photos sure suggest it

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Click on the photo for more of Jaciara

She’s sexy.   She’s a WAG.  She’s probably banging some soccer player.  Dammit.  And my buddy at Doubleviking brought up a good point.  When do guys like us get our own acronym for our women?  Oh right, we don’t get hot chicks.

More legitimate hot girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Throwdown

Five incredibly impractical sexual fetishes – [Cracked]

Just check out the thumbnails at the bottom – [Ehowa]

A Five-year-old catches a huge fish – [Break]

Nia Long would rather go naked with PETA – [Popcrunch]

The most unexplainable picture of the year – [WWTDD]

Phoebe Cates wins best celeb nude scene ever – [Asylum]

How Willy Wonka should have ended – [Celebrity Odor]

Kelly Brook’s sweet ass bikini pictures – [The Grumpiest]

Francesca Frigo is disturbingly hot – [Sublime Blog]

34 Unusual Meat Products – [Attuworld]

The hottest news reporter has her own photo – [Flabber]

The ban has been lifted, Megan Fox time – [Don Chavez]

Miss Universe 2009 bikini category – [The Chive]

by far the best dancer at Lollapalooza 2009 – [Brobible]

A sweet gallery of sports hottie Sarah Spain – [Gunaxin]

Want to see a great bunch of tushies? – [Funtasticus]

Would Raquel Alessi ever pose for Playboy? – [Bullzeye]

This must have been an amazing wedding – [Blog of Hilarity]

Click on the photo for more of Lacey Lynn

From the looks of her six pack, I’m assuming that Lacey is some kind of a fitness model.  Yeah well I’m some kind of a guy who wants to get completely taken advantage of by a fitness model.  So there’s that.

More fitness magic at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Portfolio

I’m always amazed that the more we develop as a society, the more entitled we feel.  Kids are growing up quicker these days and I also notice a hell of a lot snottier.  It’s not good enough to have Playstation 2.  You have to have a cell phone, an iPod, a Wii, TV, DVD, CD, and all before the age of 10!

What’s really sad is that in other countries there are still kids working hard labor just as we adults do here.   By no means do I condone child labor.  In fact I think it’s despicable.    However, you can’t deny that kids in other countries understand the value of work a hell of a lot more than our kids do.

The next time your kid bitches at you because they didn’t get their 20th piece of electronics that month, show them these photos

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There are a few of things I can deduce about Rachel Mestonen.  The first one is that I’ve seen a topless picture of her.  So that’s a good thing.  The second is that I’m pretty sure there are only a couple of photosets out there of her.  That’s probably a bad thing.

The last thing is that I just completely forgot what I was talking about.  What’s her name again.

Oh, sorry, I just had a session and am back now.

More pictures of Rachel after the jump

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If any of you were at Foxwoods in June to see Huey Lewis and the News perform, you might have gotten an extra treat.  Looks like Chris Berman was in the audience grooving out to the famous 80s band.  Not only did Berman attend the show, he took part in it.

Huey Lewis called him up on stage to sing “Walking on a Thin Line.” Surprisingly enough, word is it wasn’t too bad (and evidently he’s done this several times before).

What’s even more interesting, Berman must have been on a ton of drugs because the guy thought he could fly right off the stage.

Check it out after the jump

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The first thing I will tell you is that any time you type the words “hot” or even “Russian” and your safe moderation is off?  Well let’s just say you can expect plenty of Russian breastesses.  Unfortunately you might experience other body parts that the heterosexual male might not be too interested in as well.

But if you do enough searching you can come up with some fantastic results.  So instead of spending hours on end trying to find the 10 hottest Russian women or something along those lines, I just found what appeared to be the best of the best when it came to “Hottest Russian Girls.”

Are they all Russian?  I think so.  They look Russian.  Does it matter?  Come on guys, we all know the answer to that one.

Enjoy

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We’ve talked about this before.  I’ll talk about it again.  Soccer isn’t a particularly fun sport to watch for an American.  We need scoring.  Plain and simple. But I just can’t downplay it anymore.  And honestly it’s for one reason.  These guys get hotter chicks than any other type of athlete in the entire world.

I don’t know what it is.  I don’t know why.  I’ll never, ever figure it out.  But I’m telling you man, even the really ugly guys have incredible girls on their sides.

And just to prove a point, here are 15 of the ugliest dudes in all of soccer.  And you know something?  I envy every single one of them.  Look up any of their names and see the women they’ve been attached to.  It’s ridiculous.

And they look like this!

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Click on the photo for more girls making out

I think that we should probably have a new meaning for lesbian.  Because in today’s day there’s just too much of this stuff going on.  I mean what’s the limit?  There’s boob grabbing, tonguing.  I think that in order to be a lesbian you have to have been downstairs on a lady.  And that’s final.

More downstairs ladies at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Wash

8 Videos of people who like they’re special effects – [Cracked]

Girls you don’t know by name but will love anyway – [Doubleviking]

Sex Party puts a dent in Australian politics – [Asylum]

Ashley Greene’s nude photos cause a stir – [Popcrunch]

This could be the best mugshot t-shirt ever – [Nextround]

A look at the fine women of this week so far – [Takeareport]

Audrina Patridge in a little girl on girl action – [Attuworld]

The hottest news reporter ever in a bikini! – [Flabber]

Kim Kardashian’s big ass bikini pictures – [The Grumpiest]

MLB Players before and after they were roided – [Banned in Hollywood]

Jimmy Johnson is an amazing dancer – [Don Chavez]

Lacey Alexandra looks incredible in lingerie – [HGOM]

The top ten places to meet women – [Bullzeye]

Who will win this year’s Miss Cougar showdown? – [Brobible]

A Collection of celebrity photo bombers – [The Chive]

This is the best book cover of all time – [Gibbs 12]

The worst Price is Right bid of all time – [Break]

Karolina Kurkova has a wardrobe malfunction – [Cityrag]