The debate has been ongoing for some time now.  Which of the Cruz sisters is hotter?  I would say that Monica Cruz is definitely a cutie but older sister Penelope can be much sexier when she’s all done up.  While the two of them kind of look the same, Penelope has the edge in the exotic department.

By no means does this make baby sister Monica a slouch.  Otherwise I’d have never had her up here.  But what does Monica do exactly?  I think if someone asked her “what do you do Monica?”

She might reply “I’m Penelope Cruz’s sister.  That’s what I do.”

More of Monica after the jump

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Click on the photo for the top 19 hottest newscasters

I have to admit, while I don’t know the 1000s of newscasters in America, Asylum seems to have done a pretty solid job of rounding up the top 19.  Well done guys.  How about we do top 19 in Greece for the next one?

More hot non newscasters at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Wash

Karli Madline wears one piece of clothing, and it’s small – [Gorillamask]

The most insane wacko martial arts movie ever – [Cracked]

In case you don’t know, Mila Kunis is really hot – [Extramustard]

Maybe the best click-a-chick photo ever – [Bustedcoverage]

The sexiest celebrity beach butts – [COED Magazine]

Now these guys know how to dance – [Doubleviking]

Dayana Mendoza not liking wearing a shirt – [Maxim]

A nude Lady Gaga?  I guess so, sure – [Popcrunch]

An email exchange between pirates – [Holytaco]

Xuxu has a cool name and a better body – [On205th]

24 Funny design sandwiches – [Attuworld]

An awesome collection of rainy fight scenes – [Gunaxin]

Have you ever heard of the bikini synthesizer? – [Flabber]

Sexlets:  Fresh breath and boners – [Sublime Blog]

Jenny McCarthy’s sis is hot in her own right – [NS4W] (link to NSFW)

I would let Tiffanie Damien destroy me – [Flisted]

Victoria Silvstedt vacation pictures – [The Grumpiest]

The world dwarf games in Belfast – [The Chive]

White guy dancing at its finest – [Nextround]

Click on the photo for more of these hotties

In celebration of their Primera División victory, Club Atlético Vélez Sársfield held a gala on Monday night. A good time was had by all, particularly those who witnessed a stripper-tastic array of ladies modelling the club’s kits through the ages.

More models at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Portfolio

There are lots of ways to make a living.  And I would imagine that in this economy that list is expanding at an exponential rate.   So when I walk down Times Square it’s no surprise that there are more and more living statues abound.

Must be pretty awful to sit and stay in the same position for hours on end.  Especially when people like me are kicking you square in the balls.

Enjoy this gallery of living statues

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This dude has got to be at least 55 years old. He also might be one of the coolest 55 year old on the entire planet. OK maybe not but he’s still pretty damned awesome isn’t he?

I mean can you imagine hanging out with him for whatever time span he was completely drugged out on? The stories, the good time, the excitement. Well that or his little bump in his shorts would make you extremely uncomfortable.

I’m going with the latter.

Ever look at someone and think that they look older than you?  This isn’t to single out Amy Baracco but it’s completely weird.  It’s like when you look at a major league ball player and think the guy is older than you are and realize that you’re 10 years his senior.  I guess that comes with being over 30.

Amy is 27 years old but I just feel like in her pictures she’s older and almost “wiser” than me.  And I’m 30.  Well, despite that rant I get all types of feelings when seeing Amy.  She looks like a great summer fling girl, 80s porn chick, and modern day Hooters waitress all wrapped into one.

I hope I’d get any of these three personalities upon meeting her.

More of Baracco after the jump

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Is this the kind of dude that would stare at you and then keep staring even if it were completely obvious that it made you uncomfortable?

Look I can’t be certain that he is but don’t you just get that vibe?  I do.

Jersey Boys!

From Reuters

Sunderland midfielder Grant Leadbitter, explaining to a court why he was caught speeding, said he thought the police patrol car following him was in fact a car full of Newcastle United fans chasing him for a fight.

“My heart was beating fast, I was scared and I wanted to get home as quickly as possible,” The Guardian newspaper quoted the Premier League player as telling the court when describing why he had accelerated to 112 mph.

He was on his way back from a night out, which had ended with an altercation with a group of fans from his club’s bitter rivals Newcastle and he thought they were pursuing him.

He was fined 515 pounds ($850) and banned from driving for 14 days

I think the next time I get pulled over for speeding I might use a similar excuse only saying that a mass murderer is after me.  I’ll tell the cops I managed to lose him and if I were them I’d be wise to get the hell out of there too.

That or I could just shoot the police officer.

This happened back in June but it’s news to me.  Clearly the dork up top is Ouassim.

To give Ouassim Aouhal a taste of the rich life, he will be flown first class from Columbia, MO to Los Angeles and will be put up in the swanky SLS hotel for the weekend. Other OnlineBootyCall.com members that have also received the red carpet treatment in the site’s Million Dollar sweepstakes.

I should have known this thing was sponsored by Playboy.   You could just tell by the pictures.  And good God what a party it must have been.  When you have Tila Tequila, Jayde Nicole, Jessica Burciaga, Daisy De La Hoya, Suge Knight, and the Olly twins all in the same room, you know it’s gonna be a good time.

Pictures after the jump

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