I never posted this video because about a month ago this damned thing was on every single site known to man.  But now that the dust has settled and you’ve all seen it 600 times, I figured now is a good time for me to take all the spotlight in sharing it with you.

If you didn’t think that Hooters gals had any practical skills well…..you’re right.  They really don’t.  But if you’re talking skills that make men like this reporter shit themselves then yes, they do.

Is Jessica Leigh just another real estate agent?  Of course not.  She’s a full time model but that doesn’t mean the 24-year-old beauty doesn’t own the right to try and sell you a house once in a while.  And if I were looking for a house you can be sure she would be the agent I would select to help me with my search.

I’d also let her help me with the plumbing as long as she wore ass crack jeans.  What else would I let her do?  Eh, given my wife is probably reading this I should stop right here.

Better just get to the pictures

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I’d like to introduce you to the wrongly spelled Ritche Laugo Bautista.  First of all this picture is amazing. Second of all, the rest of the pictures puzzle me quite a bit.

He’s a bodybuilder?  Really?  Wait a second.  Like, this guy is in competitions and stuff?  I would have to imagine that judges are laughing the entire time this dude flexes.

I’m more ripped than this guy.  And that’s not saying much.

Bautista!

I’ve never heard of MSI’s X-Series before.   Quite frankly, I’m not too sure I would have ever heard of it if not for this video.  I tell ya there are ways to advertise and then there are ways to advertise.

Sure I guess you could take the notion of “slimline” and use hot chicks.  I mean let’s face it, you can use hot chicks for virtually anything.  However, proving that your product can fit comfortably into a long haired blong guy’s ass is certainly a novel approach.

I’m not sure if this will make me buy their product but I certainly paid attention to the ad.  Nicely done guys.

I think it’s safe to say that anything having to do with the mouth and a hot chick is something worth writing about don’t you?  I already covered hot celebrities eating food.  Now I’m just slimming it down to one particular type of food while knocking out the fact that I need celebrities.

See how clever I am?  Look man.  It’s ice cream. It’s cold.  It’s wet.  It melts.  It looks slippery.  It’s all of these wonderful sexual things all wrapped up into a fantastic little product.

And when you attach a very attractive woman’s lips to all of it, you get a fantastic result.

Here are 10 sexy videos of girls eating ice cream

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Eating Out

As if we needed more things to make us think about sex.  I mean every single time I hear the word “insert” or “pack” or “boner” it makes me think of anything sexual.  Let’s face it, any time we see something that even remotely reminds us of sex it’s pretty damned funny.

Whether it’s a female licking an ice cream cone, or even seeing two people standing in a funny position that makes them look like they’re humping, all of our little dirty minds work to conjure up sexual euphemisms all the time.

And here are 20 great examples.  Don’t worry I put the euphemisms above each picture.

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Click on the photo for a Google experiment on Nudity

Cracked took the 10 most popular female names in America, plugged them into Google Image search, and rated the results according to how naked they are.  That seems like fun.

For more hot girl results visit Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Madness

You just have to appreciate Anissa Holmes – [COED Magazine]

The Best Job Ever:  Nude body paint model – [Spike]

Great demonstration in parallel parking – [Break]

Yes, Holly Valance is that hot – [Totally Crap]

Megan Fox peer pressure USA – [Collegehumor]

15 Hot chicks blessed with brains – [Asylum]

Beer and boobs with Eva Longoria – [Epic Carnival]

Can you name that sexy chick’s navel? – [Cityrag]

Sexy team fortress illustrations – [Gunaxin]

Pamela Anderson’s sick ass bikini pictures – [The Grumpiest]

Ask a one legged hot chick – [Don Chavez]

Bringing home the white girl – [Caveman Circus]

Audrina Patridge in one hell of a shirt – [On205th]

SOme TV Girlfriends are worth the baggage – [Bullzeye]

BMX Crash splits bike in two – [Attuworld]

Heather Koch is ridiculously hot and I like it – [Gorillamask]

I mean come on, these hotties are absolute torture – [Funtasticus]

The buxom ballgirls of tennis make me happy – [HGOM]

Look everyone, it’s the Filipino Batwoman! – [Blog of Hilarity]

The week they realized they were in a frat – [Brobible]

Anne Hathaway anal related photo shops – [Filmdrunk]

Twelve golden TV sex moments – [FHM]

Calvin and Hobbes fight club edition – [Tastybooze]

Any Questions?

Captions are welcomed.

Just the other day I was thinking about how when I was a little kid I’d be able to bike 5 miles to tennis camp, then play tennis for 8 hours and then bike 5 miles back home.  I mean, is that some kind of a joke?

I’m pretty sure today I’d make it maybe half a mile and get a cramp or pass out.  I wouldn’t even get to play tennis.

I bring this up because I don’t understand how anyone over the age of 25 can workout like this.

I mean I guess when it’s your job it’s different but still.  It always puts me in awe.