It happens all the time.  People look like other people.  Well, not always.  Sometimes those people look like inanimate objects.  On occasion they look like video game characters.  When you’re lucky they wind up looking like animals.

But nothing’s more fun than the celebrity look-alike.  I mean who cares about total strangers looking like stuff?

It’s been a while since I’ve scrolled the pages of Totally Looks Like to find the latest batch of celebrity look-alikes.  But…..

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There are two lessons that I’m taking from this video.

The first is that technology is becoming an awfully scary tool.  I predict within 30 years we’re all destroyed by machines.

Two.  This is an absolutely horrible version of “We Will Rock You.”  Queen should be ashamed of selling the rights.

So if I use the phrase “brown sugar” is that like a racist bad thing because I’m a white dude?  Well, not white, Jewish according to you Aryans out there.  Seriously though, brown sugar is the first thing I thought of when I laid eyes on Esther Baxter.  This girl is African American goodness at its finest.

What a sex pot.  Not sure why I hadn’t heard of her before, but Esther is a model who hails from Miami.  She’s featured in a bunch of hip hop videos and is known for her 34DDD-24-40 frame.  Wow.  Now that could do some serious damage.

Pictures after the jump

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Wait a minute, am I missing something?  This is the latest hand gesture?  Three?  If I were watching Sesame Street and we were learning numbers, this would by far be the symbol someone on the show would show me.

So that’s what it’s come down to huh?  Signs of being, or rather trying to be tough are the same signs that you would teach kids that are ages 3-5?  That seems about right given most of these fools intelligence levels are at these ages anyway.

Antz, come on dude

Last week I brought you some fantastic pictures of the UMass cheering squad in all of their splendor.  Well, what I forgot to mention is that the 20 or so pictures you saw were out of a batch of around 900.  So naturally how the hell could I just let it stop there?  That would be a complete violation of my own code of ethics which is…no code.

This time we see some of the ladies yucking it up at the Magic Kingdom, at dance competitions, rodeo bars, and of course at your local college beer fests.  Have I mentioned how much I miss college and would trade my entire rest of my life for just one more year?

Damn I want to hang out with this team

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Hey look, I’ve heard of weddings taking place at Taco Bell.  I’ve heard of McDonald’s weddings and even one that took place at a garbage dump.  But usually there’s some kind of story behind it.  And despite the fact that it’s ridiculous to get married at one of these places, at least if there’s some sort of reason, one might be able to justify it (though I can’t).

However, there are just some people out there who are simply….how can I put this delicately?  MORONS.  Complete and utter morons.  The dresses, the truck, the plows, are all just part of this ridiculous gallery of white trash weddings.

I really don’t understand people.

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Click on the photo for more Facebook summer hotties

Yeah, sure all these girls come from Facebook.  They come from every single place you can imagine.  They are everywhere.  They are in your living room, under your bed, at the local supermarket, and will never escape, ever.  It is our curse.  It is our downfall.  We are finished.  They win.

More winners at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Tips

The 25 Most Ridiculous band names in history – [Cracked]

This wienermoble story never gets old – [Asylum]

Never Gonna Give up your teen spirit – [Gorillamask]

Women’s handball is incredibly awesome – [Withleather]

60s and 70s era adult film posters – [Nextround]

The hottest news reporter ever plays polo – [Flabber]

Five movies that seriously failed to make their point – [Epic Carnival]

Michele Marsh looks good in a black corset – [Totally Crap]

The slap heard all around the world – [Don Chavez]

Whitney Port looks very tasty in a bikini – [NS4W]

Alessandra Ambrosio bikini pictures – [The Grumpiest]

A Dozen video game firsts – [Gunaxin]

Daisy De La Hoya is awfully tasty – [Caveman Circus]

From Stewardess to flight attendant – [Funtasticus]

Um, can I please marry Stevie Lynn? – [Bugehoobs]

Lindsay Lohan’s Cameltoe Rejection – [Cityrag]

The tall dog loving Lady Leanne – [HGOM]

Five quotes people should stop using – [Collegehumor]

Teen Wizard turned gutter – [Atom]

Click on the photo for more hotties in the wild

What can I say here?  It’s Monday.  It’s close to the end of your day.  And I just want you to know that it won’t be until Friday that you have a remote chance at talking to females like these.  Doesn’t that suck?

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The Portfolio

Here is a typical quote you’ll see every year

Thrill-seekers sprinted through Pamplona in a swift and relatively clean start to the running of the bulls. No one was gored on Tuesday, but four people were hospitalized with bumps, bruises or scrapes, Spanish Red Cross spokesman Jose Aldaba said. “I feared for my life. It was pretty intense,” said 23-year-old runner Mark Kowalski of Edmonton, Alberta. (Sac Bee)

And yes, every single year someone gets injured.  And yes, every single year thousands will head back to Pamplona to run with Bulls that have every intention of killing you.

Even I who considers myself a logical human being would like to partake in this event.  Is it dumb?  Absolutely.  I guess if you’re not near the bulls it isn’t so bad but what’s the fun in that?

Take a look at these pictures to see if you’re up for it…..

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