I should have realized this a while back.  Just as there are all these guido tools out there trying to pretend they’ve been a part of the Mafia since birth, there is also a contingent of Russian Mafia wannabees as well.

My first candidate is a guy who calls himself E.Z. which really stands for Eko Zilcic.

he likes to hurt people & put bruises on them. and he makes people cry sometimes too. hes a tough boyyyy.

Yes I’m sure that’s true