Aug 25 2009
I Hereby Dedicate This Post to the Lettuce Bikini

You really have to hand it to PETA don’t you? I mean of all the causes we have in this world. Of all the things that are important for us to figure out, PETA is still drilling away and getting millions upon millions of dollars from you people. Not to mention spending more than enough millions on advertising.
It would be nice if we had cancer campaigns with chicks in bikinis or hot girls walking around with dollar bill bikinis who were fighting for the economy. In fact I’m starting a site called “Bikini Economy Holiday” that will feature nothing but chicks draped in money. Alright I’m off track. But still.
Anyway, one of PETA’s greatest weapons? The lettuce bikini. And here are many of them

Eh, I say she’s a tranny. Hot, but a tranny.

Look, they may have hairy pits but I’d definitely get with the two chicks on the left.
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