Aug 20 2009
There are times when you never want to look at a human’s face.Â Sometimes a person might have a terrible pimple.Â Other times they might just be at a bad angle.Â But the worst times to see someone is in a still shot where their skin is flapping.
The instances when this takes place most is in a moment of fast motion.Â Roller coaster pictures or big wind tunnel pictures are fine examples.Â But perhaps the best case is when someone is getting punched in the face.
It makes for some damned funny pictures but honestly, no human being should ever look like this….
“Whatchou talkin’ about Willis?”
“I’m afraid of Spiders.Â Stop!”
“Just shake my hand dammit”
“Smell it.Â Smell it!”
“Ohhhh look at what I did now!”
“I’m gonna mush you right out of this elevator”
“Looks like I picked the wrong time to be drinking water”
“And after this we’ll go down on each other”
No one’s face should ever look like that, ever”
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