Aug 18 2009
Hey look, I’ve heard of weddings taking place at Taco Bell.Â I’ve heard of McDonald’s weddings and even one that took place at a garbage dump.Â But usually there’s some kind of story behind it.Â And despite the fact that it’s ridiculous to get married at one of these places, at least if there’s some sort of reason, one might be able to justify it (though I can’t).
However, there are just some people out there who are simply….how can I put this delicately?Â MORONS.Â Complete and utter morons.Â The dresses, the truck, the plows, are all just part of this ridiculous gallery of white trash weddings.
I really don’t understand people.
Man do I feel bad for this kid
Even Ronald himself wants no part of it
I’d hit it.Â No.Â I wouldn’t.
I actually kind of like this one
Pirates?Â Are you f*cking serious?
I don’t understand this one at all
Dude, at least let her ride with you
Eh, this one’s fine.
Toilet Paper.Â Yes, perfect substitute
A Big Fat NO on this one
This one they at least let both people ride
That girl is reasonably attractive.Â What the hell man?
Gotta be a lesbo wedding
Best. Bride. Ever.
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