Eating Out

As if we needed more things to make us think about sex.  I mean every single time I hear the word “insert” or “pack” or “boner” it makes me think of anything sexual.  Let’s face it, any time we see something that even remotely reminds us of sex it’s pretty damned funny.

Whether it’s a female licking an ice cream cone, or even seeing two people standing in a funny position that makes them look like they’re humping, all of our little dirty minds work to conjure up sexual euphemisms all the time.

And here are 20 great examples.  Don’t worry I put the euphemisms above each picture.

Parting of the Red Sea

Dirty Sanchez

Choking the Chicken

Beating the Meat

Cleveland Steamer

Vertical Bacon Sandwich

Busting a Nut

Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger

Roast Beef

Strawberry Cheesecake

Getting Your Meat Tenderized

Boner

Hairy Beaver

Teabag

Brown Bag Special

Pearl Necklace

Cream Pie

Fudge Packing

ATM

Dipping Your Wick