Aug 13 2009
Who Else Wants to Murder the Progressive Car Insurance Girl?

If I hear the words “discount!” uttered by this woman again I think I might throw up all over someone. That someone I wish were Stephanie Courtney. She is the shrilly redhead who annoys the ever living crap out of every single person in America who has to sit through that monstrosity they call a commercial.
Did you know that this woman actually has a Facebook Page with over 8700 fans? I’m now pretty sure that my new goal in life is to track down every single one of these fans, clamp their eyes open Clockwork Orange style, and make them watch Progressive Car Insurance commercials at full blast until their eyes bleed.
Then I’ll ask them, “you still a fan?”
God I hate that commercial.
| Share |
Even More Uncoachable Stuff
- 10 Solid Booze Ads Classified by Type of Booze
- Jones’ Good Ass BBQ & Foot Massage
- A Good Way to Boost the Sport - 2008 Naked Fans to Fill up Vienna Soccer Stadium
- 10 Not Nationally Televised MLB Commercials
- A Selection of 10 Awesome Nike Commercials
























Maybe so, but you’d still hit it given the chance. And then tell everybody.
Me. Make it happen.
I absolutly HATE this F**KING commercial. Everytime it’s on I reach for the remote and either mute it and do my Sudoku puzzle, or change the channel. Ya’d think they could get someone at least mildly attractive. But no; they have to get an ugly, wig-wearing, fat-ass annoying bitch to shill their product. These commercials are so pervasive too; they’re on EVERY channel, at all hours. Lewis, the guy who runs Progressive, is a big-time lefty - it figures why we’d get such trash. Bring back Vince and his Slap-Chop!!
She also has a Facebook page of people who hate her.
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=126698725229&ref=ts
Join the revolution.