Aug 03 2009
The Myspace Toolbox: Hazel is Cool Because He’s been to Japan
Here’s the quote that drew me to Hazel
Bet if i rub my hand on the dat cl*t bet dat’ll get you wet and run my tounge down ya neck bet it’ll get you wet.
I mean I tell ya if I were a female that would be all for me. I mean why bother talking on the phone first? Why even bother going out on a date? One look at his picture and I’m gone.
Right out to Japan to get rubbed. For the record this guy’s real name is Lazaro and he’s a 19-Year-Old father.
What a loser
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- This Guy is Awesome
Oh, how cute. There’s also a Lil’ Hazel running around with his/her tounge hanging out of his/her muoth.
Someone probably needs to tell this tool that “dat’ll” is not a word.
Shocking, I know, but it is not in the dictionary ANYWHERE.
I think you pretty much summed Hazel with three words:
“What a loser”
Any surprise that almost every dude on this list is from NY? Well, I’m not surprised! NY/Jersey is a fucking douchebag making factory, that’s for damn sure. Glad I live on the west coast, man, living with all these fucking 9 balls would force me to run off to Mexico.
That quote is from a song Get you wet by Pretty Ricky ft.Plies