From the AP

A woman has filed a lawsuit accusing Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger of raping her last summer in his penthouse hotel room at a casino in Lake Tahoe during a celebrity golf tournament.

Roethlisberger’s lawyer adamantly denied the allegations Tuesday, and was quick to point out that the woman never went to the authorities.

“Ben has never sexually assaulted anyone. The timing of the lawsuit and the absence of a criminal complaint and a criminal investigation are the most compelling evidence of the absence of any criminal conduct,” David Cornwell said in a statement. “If an investigation is commenced, Ben will cooperate fully and Ben will be fully exonerated.”

Let’s face it folks.  Big Ben is the same as any frat guy in America.  He gets hammered on a consistent basis.  The guy hits on chicks in bars.  And the dude gets laid.  He just happens to be a Superbowl champion and getting women is a bit easier for the young lad.

So this whole rape shenanigans is just that: shenanigans.  Until we see some “hard” proof here I’m gonna go ahead and say this chick is just another spoke in the wheel.  Just another drunken evening amongst two semi adults.

I don’t buy this for a second.

Though Ben does know how to tie one on and a little roughness during a blackout is quite possible.  But rape?  That’s a big strong.

Sure I guess I could have written an article entitled “The Hottest Celebrity Women over the age of 45″ but what’s the fun in that?  After all, sometimes dirtiness is a factor in my attraction to a woman.  There are plenty of good looking celebrities out there that are over 40 but that doesn’t necessarily mean you would want to have a drunken affair with them.

Also, I picked the age of 45 because in my eyes, that’s when age really starts to show.  The age of 40 is still considered MILF age and it’s also the “cougar” age.  But once you hit 45 then menopause is around the corner and Lifetime becomes your number one watched network.

But these women?  These women still got it in my eyes.

Here are my top ten over 45 celebrity women I’d want to…..

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I sit in front of a computer screen for about 12 hours each day.   It’s probably no different than what most of you do.  Though I get paid for finding pictures of hot chicks and weirdos.  Whereas you’re probably number crunching or surfing the internet pretending to do your jobs.  But no matter what we do, we get bored in our jobs.

So when that happens it’s best to get up, take a walk, get some air, or do whatever you can to get back into work mode.  But some people?  Some people dance to kill the time.  I just didn’t know that cops did it.

After reading about Tony Lapore AKA The Dancing Cop from Providence, I checked to see if there were others like him.  And oh yes, there are.

Here are videos of dancing cops from around the world

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Click on the photo for more random hotties

There’s just nothing, absolutely nothing wrong with posting random hot girls over and over and over again is there.  What the hell is it about the?  Why don’t we get tired of this?  I mean I get tired of EVERYTHING.  Why not hot girls?  I don’t get it.

More “I don’t get its” at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Wash

Seven fatal injuries that people survived – [Cracked]

The glory of summer redneck games – [Asylum]

I want Lady Leanne to treat me really bad – [Gorillamask]

A whole bunch of Angela’s asses – [Withleather]

So you know, Preparation H is NOT toothpaste – [Nextround]

Hottest news reporter ever plays polo – [Flabber]

11 Awesome slip-n-slide mishaps – [Epic Carnival]

The Best banned Sprite commercial ever – [Totally Crap]

Meet the monster cow – [Don Chavez]

When Jessica Burciaga finally  took it all off – [NS4W] (link to NSFW)

Marisa Miller flashes her precious goods – [The Grumpiest]

A gang of girls moleste a Swedish man – [Gunaxin]

The Best U-Turn you will ever see – [Caveman Circus]

In cased you missed the Monday morning memory – [Funtasticus]

Louise Glover might be the best girl of all time – [Bugehoobs]

Can you guess whose ass this is? – [Cityrag]

Who tops the list for best pornstar girlfriend? – [Flisted]

The seven different kinds of roommates – [Collegehumor]

Follow your passion and get slutted up – [Atom]

Click on the photo for more of Breann

You really can’t go wrong leading off the portfolio with a Playboy cybergirl can you?  No, not really.  And Breann certainly shows us when curvy can be a great thing.  Perhaps the greatest thing in the world.  Right until you climax and realize it’s time to go.

More time to go girls at Uncoached’s Facebook Group

The Portfolio

Is anyone here familiar with the term Jowling?  If not here’s an urban dictionary definition:

The violent shaking of one’s head side-to-side in order to obtain a photograph of one’s face distorted from the intense side-to-side motion.  “Dude! I’m feeling kinda dizzy from all the jowling I did today”

In other words people act like jackasses so they can record pictures of themselves looking like jackasses.  Kind of like the effect of when one is on a rollercoaster.

I have no problem with people looking like jackasses.  None whatsoever.

Enjoy

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I can’t decide if this is undecidedly lame or awesome.

Eh, I’m gonna go with kind of lame.

I can’t even describe to you how much I love Natalie Marie.  Granted this is all from what she looks like.  But I love how she looks like she’d break your heart in about five seconds.  I love the mean type face.  I love the body that would drive you into a complete psychotic episode.

I love that she makes a living being in Vegas and looking good for a living.  I love that a marriage to her would last 6 seconds.  I love that she’s not even your typical “pretty” type.  In fact some might even argue she’s not that good looking (I wouldn’t, big time).  I love that she’s Italian.

I love that every inch of my being says, “I could never be in a relationship with this chick” yet I would in about 3 seconds if she’d let me.

I love you Natalie

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Look we have to assume that Nic is gay right?  But so what?  I’ve met plenty of gay people that are very cool.  This guy just seems to be a total jackass.  This is not a gay thing.  It never has been.  It’s a tool thing.   And this dude is a tool dammit.

I don’t get it.  I don’t get scarves.  What the hell are with these scarves?

Come on Nic..