Do I really need to explain anything else?  Look at this guy.  This man was a major league pitcher.  And a good one no less!  Seriously folks, this is the kind of stuff dreams are made of.

I have to meet Bert, just not get too close.

It’s almost in the same vane as having an affair.  Let me explain.   Cheating on someone is when you are in a relationship.  It’s dirty, there’s no class involved.  You generally think of drunk sex and waking up the next day feeling like crap.  Having an affair however generally induces thoughts of satin sheets, William Holden (as Costanza would say) and of course the glass of wine.

So when you compare wine to beer it’s kind of like the affair/cheating analogy.  Beer is the cheating and wine is the affair.   So when you look at girls with beer perhaps you’re tempted to cheat, whereas if you look at chicks with wine maybe you’ll want an affair.

Or maybe I’m talking tons of shit because the pictures of these girls with wine is neither here nor there.  I just know they’re quite interesting

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A policeman can sometimes have a rough go at it outside the office.  He might be confronted by murders, accidents, and situations that require him/her to be extremely cautious.  Let’s just say the job can be stressful.  But sometimes the hardest part of their job can actually take place inside the station.

On the flipside, some police officers must think that the station is their own personal haven where laws do not apply.  So whether it’s the humor of a drunk person acting out or a policeman fully taking advantage of a person, the station can have its moments.

Here are videos that prove those very sentiments

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Click on the photo for more of April Scott

You guys know who April Scott is?  Do you care?  If you do you’ll know she was a model on Deal or No Deal.  Frankly I’d make plenty of deals to get with this woman.  Mostly like one with the devil and perhaps a couple of Hollywood producers.  I’m done.

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The Funbag

Amber Marie Mekush enjoys a good oiling – [Gorillamask]

The 5 most badass things ever done by jungle cats – [Cracked]

Many women only get aroused after sex – [Asylum]

25 Photos of sports fans going wild – [The Chive]

Lindsay Lohan’s cameltoe rejection – [Cityrag]

Look if you want to see hot chicks, go here – [Zootoday]

The Antichrist is coming to theaters near you – [FHM]

A sexy new photo of Scarlett Johansson – [Spike]

Simon Cowell gets a 100,000,000 dollar lap dance – [Attuworld]

This time the hottest reporter ever goes Dragon Khan – [Flabber]

Ludwika Paleta would be an enjoyable evening – [On205th]

The latest episode of Backshift Babes – [DJ Mick]

The hottest beach volleyball pictures I’ve ever seen – [Funtasticus]

Jessica Simpson in a bikini in her prime – [Celebjihad]

What in the hell is Tyler Perry doing? – [Filmdrunk]

The hottest Battlestar Gallactica chick ever – [Warmingglow]

I will never get tired of Victoria Silvstedt – [The Daily Fix]

Pole Fitness is the new hot competitive sport – [The Bachelor Guy]

Evan Rachel Wood poses topless for some magazine – [Flisted]

Click on the photo for the full Erin Andrews photo index

Alright Erin Andrews.  Let’s give it a rest shall we?  Taking a leave of absence?  Come on now.  There’s no reason we can’t see you on television right now.  Yeah you were caught with your pants (well everything) off but I think you’re pretty safe.  It was just some pervert.   Relax and entertain us please.

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The Portfolio

By no means am I saying that I want to have a ton of body hair.  In fact, yes, I’m a trimmer.  I can’t stand when there’s too much pubage down there and sometimes the chest hairs get a bit curly for my taste.  But by no means do I have a mat up there.  However, if I did, I would surely try and have a sense of humor about it.

So of course for sporting events I’d shave little symbols and numbers.  Of course I’d put words in.  Eh, maybe I wouldn’t but I’m glad there are people out there who do.

Here’s an interesting gallery of “body hair art”

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Talk about an amazing combination.  What a beauty Sally Ferreira is.  I’m ashamed that I’d never heard of her before.  However when you’re face is a combination of Monica Bellucci, Alyssa Milano, and even a little Eva Mendes and Rachel Leigh Cook mixed in, you are bound to have some type of career.

Wait a minute.  Do I even detect a little Rihanna in there?  Jesus it’s like they took some of the sexiest celebrities and put them all into Sally here. Who the hell is this girl?

I know she’s from Queens, NY and is a model.  I sure hope she can act.  I’d love to see her make it in Hollywood and wipe out the current supposed pretty girl trash out there.

More of Sally after the jump

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I repeat, do not mess with Paul Wall.  I mean after all, this is the “People’s Champ” and he has yellow teeth.  Of all the white rappers I’ve seen out there this guy has got to be one of my favorites.

I mean I’ve never listened to any of his music or anything but his taste in dental hygiene and tattoos is unmatched.

“You’re a winner!”